Today’s Blind Item – She Kept Her Legs Closed (For Once)

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Ugh. What a gross headline. Sorry. Really. But y’all HAVE to know who this is…

via CDaN:

For the first time in at least a decade, this married A++ list Academy Award winning actress did not sleep with her male co-star in her most recently released movie. 

She was nominated for an Academy Award this year, but didn’t win.

Lily Allen Gets Her Period, Throws A Bit Of Diva-Shade In ‘Sheezus’ Video

 

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Don’t let Lily Allen’s babydoll-singsongy-rap fool you into thinking she’s sitting at home with her babies and phoning it in…she’s about to “get her period”, and she’s as clever as ever.

RiRi isn’t scared of Katy Perry‘s roaring / Queen Bey‘s gone back to the drawing, Lorde smells blood, yeah, she’s about to slay you / Kid ain’t one to f— with when she’s only on her debut.”

“We’re all watching Gaga, LOL and haha,” the British songstress continues. “Dying for the art, so, really she’s a martyr.”

Even though it’s clear Lily isn’t really cool with all this Diva Against Diva shit that seems to be the Internet past-time, she still wants that crown, bitch.

You can (and should) pre-order Lily’s new album Sheezus on iTunes now.

Lupita Nyong’o Named As People Magazine’s Most Beautiful – They Finally Got Something RIGHT

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It’s about time People Magazine got it right by declaring to the world (what we already know) that Lupita Nyong’o is the ‘Most Beautiful’.

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After years of of giving me a case of the Full Body Eyerolls by naming that gotdam PaltrowJLo, or worse yet, Horseface Julia Roberts (although, I see she still managed to flare her nostrils and swish her tail onto the cover) the editors at People came to their collective senses.

Lupita gave People Magazine a thoughtful statement about being named Most Beautiful:

“It was exciting and just a major, major compliment. I was happy for all the girls who would see me on [it] and feel a little more seen.”

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Lupita wins EVERYTHING this year.  She is completely flawless. Can this “honor” be given to Ms. Nyong’o each and every year until the end of days?