2010 Oscar Presenters – List and bitchy comments. (Gasp!)

2010 Oscar Presenters

Here's the huge list of Oscar presenters, if y'all are interested:

Pedro Almodovar
Gerard Butler
Jason Bateman
Kathy Bates
Jeff Bridges
Sandra Bullock (Best dress. The End.)
Steve Carell
Bradley Cooper
Penelope Cruz
Miley Cyrus (Oscar Butterface)
Matt Damon (Honk shooooooo)
Cameron Diaz
Robert Downey Jr. (Wearing 3-D glasses)
Zac Efron
Tina Fey
Colin Firth
Tom Ford (SNOOTY McBitchison. But still a hot piece of ass.)
Jake Gyllenhaal (Hey girl!)
Tom Hanks
Samuel L. Jackson
Anna Kendrick
Queen Latifah
Taylor SNOUTNER
Jennifer Lopez (Why is she here??)
Rachel McAdams
Demi Moore
Carey Mulligan
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sean Penn
Tyler Perry (Seacrest called him "TP" to his face on the Red Carpet. 'Tard.)
Chris Pine
Keanu Reeves
Ryan Reynolds
Zoe Saldana (Gorg.)
Amanda Seyfried
Ben Stiller (And the A-Hole Award goes to....)
Quentin Tarantino (needs to button that shirt and tie that tie properly!)
Channing Tatum
Charlize Theron (Dress by FTD Florist)
John Travolta
Sam Worthington
Robin Williams (UGH.)
Kate Winslet