2012 Teen Choice Awards Winners And No Doubt’s Performance

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Hosted by new 'X Factor' judge Demi Lovato and 'Glee''s Kevin McHale, the 2012 Teen Choice Awards aka The Vampires vs Werewolves Awards Show For White Teenagers, kicked off with an odd montage of so called YouTube Sensations including two British, barely out of their Pull-Ups little girls named Sophia Grace and Rosie.

The two little girls regularly appear on Ellen DeGeneres' show after being surprised by their idol Nicki Minaj on one episode. They won tiny surfboards for "Choice Guest Stars." I wish I were making all of this up.

Besides the cavalcade of 20-somethings I barely know, there were performances by Justin Bieber, Carly Rae Jepsen and more importantly No Doubt.

No Doubt is BACK

The band hit the stage to perform their new hit "Settle Down," and it's sad to note that there is a generation of kids who have never listened to "Tragic Kingdom" and don't remember when Gwen Stefani had pink hair long before Katy Perry.

Anyways, where are all the winners!

I'm tired of these three fugos.

MOVIES
Choice Movie: Romance: "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1"
Choice Movie Actor: Romance: Zac Efron, "The Lucky One"
Choice Movie Actress: Romance: Kristen Stewart, "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1"
Choice Movie Voice: Taylor Swift as Audrey, "Dr. Seuss' The Lorax"
Choice Movie Chemistry: Jennifer Lawrence and Amandla Stenberg, "The Hunger Games"
Choice Movie Liplock: Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson, "The Hunger Games"
Choice Movie Hissy Fit: Charlize Theron, "Snow White & The Huntsman"
Choice Movie Villain: Alexander Ludwig, "The Hunger Games"
Choice Movie Scene Stealer: Male: Liam Hemsworth, "The Hunger Games"
Choice Movie Breakout: Rihanna, "Battleship"
Choice Summer Movie: Comedy/Music: "Katy Perry: Part of Me"
Choice Summer Movie Star: Male: Chris Hemsworth, "Snow White & The Huntsman" and "The Avengers"
Choice Summer Movie Star: Female: Kristen Stewart, "Snow White & The Huntsman"
Choice Movie Actor: Action: Taylor Lautner, "Abduction"
Choice Movie Actress: Action: Zoe Saldana, "Colombiana"
Choice Movie: Sci-Fi/Fantasy: "The Hunger Games"
Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Josh Hutcherson, "The Hunger Games"
Choice Movie Actress: Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Jennifer Lawrence, "The Hunger Games"
Choice Movie: Drama: "The Lucky One"
Choice Movie Actor: Drama: Zac Efron, "The Lucky One"
Choice Movie Actress: Drama: Emma Stone, "The Help"
Choice Movie: Comedy: "21 Jump Street"
Choice Movie Actress: Comedy: Emma Stone, "Crazy, Stupid, Love."

MUSIC
Choice Male Artist: Justin Bieber
Choice Female Artist: Taylor Swift
Choice Music Group: Selena Gomez & The Scene
Choice Single by a Female Artist: "Eyes Open," Taylor Swift
Choice Single by a Male Artist: "Boyfriend," Justin Bieber
Choice Female Country Artist: Taylor Swift
Choice Country Song: "Sparks Fly," Taylor Swift
Choice Summer Song: "Call Me Maybe," Carly Rae Jepsen
Choice Love Song: "What Makes You Beautiful," One Direction
Choice Summer Music Star: Male: Justin Bieber
Choice Summer Music Star: Group: One Direction
Choice Music: Breakout Artist: Carly Rae Jepsen
Choice Music: Breakout Group: One Direction

TELEVISION
Choice TV Show: Drama: "Pretty Little Liars"
Choice TV Show: Comedy: "Glee"
Choice TV Actor: Drama: Ian Harding, "Pretty Little Liars"
Choice TV Actress: Drama: Lucy Hale, "Pretty Little Liars"
Choice TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi: "The Vampire Diaries"
Choice TV Actor: Fantasy/Sci-Fi: Ian Somerhalder, "The Vampire Diaries"
Choice TV Actress: Fantasy/Sci-Fi: Nina Dobrev, "The Vampire Diaries"
Choice TV Female Scene Stealer: Candice Accola, "The Vampire Dairies"
Choice TV Male Scene Stealer: Michael Trevino, "The Vampire Diaries"
Choice TV Actor: Action: Adam Rodriguez, "CSI: Miami"
Choice TV Actor: Comedy: Chris Colfer, "Glee"
Choice TV Actress: Comedy: Lea Michele, "Glee"
Choice Summer TV Star: Female: Troian Bellisario, "Pretty Little Liars"
Choice Summer TV Star: Male: Tyler Posey, "Teen Wolf"
Choice TV Breakout Star: Female: Hannah Simone, "New Girl"
Choice Fashion Icon: Male: Justin Bieber
Choice Female Hottie: Miley Cyrus
Choice Male Hottie: Ian Somerhalder

OTHER
Choice Book: "The Hunger Games" trilogy, Suzanne Collins
Choice Comedian: Ellen DeGeneres
Choice Guest Stars: Sophia Grace and Rosie
Accuvue Inspire Award: Miranda Cosgrove
Ultimate Choice Award: "The Twilight Saga"

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