Ladies and Gents, another week, another round of Twitter fun! Here's this week's round up of the tweets that put a smile on my face, or prompted a case of the side-eye!
I wish I would have seen comedian Andy Borowitz's tweet before I left my home last Friday, instead I tried the new Maps app for the first time only to find myself yelling expletives at Siri while being directed onto some unknown back roads.
Social Media strategist, Calvin, is right! Grindr is the go-to online hook-up site for the gay boys...Qrushr isn't as popular in the lesbian circuit, I wonder if Santana would have had to use the 'Facebook poke'?
Look at how happy actor Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson looks after eating those damn brownies. Anytime I've inhaled 20+ brownies it's usually because I'm ugly crying in a corner over being single.
I'm so glad Law & Order: SVU actor Ice-T approves of my Honey Bunches of Oats (with Almonds)!
I wonder if Kings of Leon's bassist Jared Followill considered that his entire fanbase would try to throw themselves off a cliff after he tweeted that picture?
I'm waiting for Community's Joel McHale to offer me a mustache ride.
Will someone please explain what the hell Blink-182's bassist Mark Hoppus is even saying? Is this code . . . for sex or something?
I bet singer/actress Miley Cyrus' tweet looks like this because she had to sound it out in order to spell it.
Fast & Furious actress Mirtha Michelle is right, lol
I didn't know Office actor Rainn Wilson was trying hard for attention! His celebrity death hoax was last year, and excuse me, it was Tony Danza that 'died in New Zealand', get it right, Dwight.
My iOS6 update didn't come with that capability.
I loved Russell Crowe in Gladiator, especially when he said, "what we do in life echoes in eternity."
Actor Stephen Amell is very observant.
Looks like actor Steve Carell was testing out a new 'best way to get myself murdered' method!
So, no one told Ghost Adventures host Zak Bagans that we don't need another Eminem . . . especially one without discernible rap skills (or ghost detecting skills for that matter)?
Originally this week's post was going to be devoted to Wednesday's presidential debate, but CNN beat me to it! Thankfully, they stuck to tweets from the layperson, so I still get to post some celebrity debate commentary!
The poor guy, he'd basically been told he could be fired! #OccupySesameStreet!
He could have burned the whole place down!
Seriously, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (guys, I almost fell off my chair laughing at this)!
We've got a badass over here!
Seems too logical, why not dumb this down for Mittens?
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Written by: Ana