Alright Ladies and Gentlemen, lets see if this week's post will give you as much excitement as what stratosphere-jumping, record-breaker, Felix Baumgartner experienced earlier today!
Breaking Bad actor, Aaron Paul, was so excited for Felix - I'm surprised he didn't tweet something like, "YEAH, SPACE JUMP!"
Why on Earth would chef/television personality Anthony Bourdain feel the need to anything that he has to hash-tag as 'anal rampage'?!
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia actor/creator Glenn Howerton gives zero f**ks.
So much about this tweet is face-palm inducing. Last I checked, aren't people what make up a society? Also, *prophets, bro. I don't think anyone in society thinks financial gain is insane. Actor John Cusack should really just stick to holding up boom-boxes outside windows.
Remember when Justin Bieber almost won Shot at Love, with Tila Tequila season 1? I liked him better back then, before he was pulling stupid pranks on his 'Beliebers' and the
Most Dangerous City fine city of Tacoma, Washington.
I must be a noisy oyster because all that noisy noise coming from Khloe Kardashian Odom is annoying me.
What commercial does actress Kirstie Alley have on air currently that she obviously wants us to watch?
Point well made by celebrity blogger, Naughty Rob, but I'd wager it has more to do with no one voluntarily wanting to look further into Hulk Hogan's sex tape story - it's enough to know it exists and, while I love celeb sex tape leaks, even I won't watch that one. Watcha gonna, brother?!
I understood all of Neil deGrasse Tyson's tweet because . . . okay, I understood none of it.
~I was like, good gracious ass bodacious~
Well, who hasn't? Let's be real.
I know that 'Unapologetic' is the name for Rihanna's new album, but what is she unapologetic about? The rumoured hook-up with her abusive ex Chris Brown in New York's Griffin nightclub last week? I'd be a lot apologetic about that, RiRi.
I give myself a coffee enema at least once daily and I'm still not as fabulous as RuPaul.
Is it customary for one to take fashion advice from one's Beard?
I've always been very health conscious.
Would you look this guy? He's now monogramming his stuff with a royal title that he bought. Can Lord Scott Disick buy himself a clue please?
How qualified you are to what? To 'expect'---what exactly? Is this a test? Did I fail? Have I just been found unqualified?
I really hope that actor Simon Rex intended that pun, otherwise, him and John Cusack should be twitter buddies.
I have yet to understand the involvement of 'god' in sports, or rap awards for that matter. Can someone ask the Touchdown Jesus to explain it for me?
So actor Zach Braff's tweet is the reason why some Casanovas have been getting slapped at night clubs all week?
Comments appreciated, tweet y'all next week!
Written by: Ana