Since last weekend garnered some chuckles and snorts, I'm happy to share my Top 20 Tweets from this week -- and every week here on out -- from some of my favorite (and not so favorite) celebrities, reality TV stars, athletes, and musicians!
Who says this? Why would anyone actually think that stepping in dog feces is good luck? If anyone believes this, I need these people to step forward so we can sterilize them, they don't need to reproduce.
In a world where Iphone 5 exists, why does actor Will Ferrell still own a Droid?
People may actually need to be productive, I don't know how that actually works, so let's just keep clicking that refresh button and form a prayer circle around professional fangirl Tyler Oakley!
I'm glad TV Host Stephen Colbert understands just how serious a love for bacon can be.
Here's a fun-fact: I'm originally from Nicaragua, and I can tell you that it's about as third world a country as it gets --- why was party rock in that house? Were entertainers LMFAO doing the wiggle dance with some tira flechas?
I need TV presenter Shaun Robinson to get 'delayed' in some Miami traffic and come talk to me again about how grateful she thinks we should be.
You all are so lucky I'm fluent in Spanish so I could translate telenovela star William Levy's for tweet you, it reads: 'I have a big penis, thank you.'
I was actually joking in the translation for William Levy's tweet (but he probably does have a big penis, I'd be happy to confirm), but actor Zach Braff's tweet really does say: 'I like big asses', ha!
There's always one house-guest on CBS' Big Brother that says this and I think we all react exactly the same way Ricky Gervais does!
It's always been a difficult choice between actresses Mila Kunis and Olivia Wilde as to who I would switch teams for, but considering I have listened to the new Mumford album a good thirty times this week, I'd say Olivia just secured herself a scissor date with a guaranteed U-hauling afterward.
Musician Nick Flora is definitely referring to a Super Walmart's parking lot, I still have PTSD from the last time I made a trip to one.
I thought actress Sarah Michelle Gellar told us in Cruel Intentions that everybody does it, "it's just that no one talks about it"? Clearly, actress Megan Park can't join the #SecretSociety.
Become a successful pop music duo and the donut shops bend to your will? NOTED. (Congrats to Karmin's Amy for getting the cover of Rolling Stone's 'Women Who ROCK' issue!)
We can all agree that human trafficking is horrible, and people that do it should be penalized . . . what I want to know is whether we (society) should be more worried that comedian Rob Delaney wants to go around bashing people with hammers, or how exactly actress Juliette Lewis knows that she would be good at it?
I wonder which Jason Mewes decided on.
I have yet to figure out why actress Ellen Barkin's tweets read like they were written by a teenager with horrible grammar. She doesn't English good.
Vague song lyrics meant to reflect how 'deep' someone considers themselves is not cute on Facebook, and definitely not on the Twitter; someone should inform actor David Boreanaz of this fact. No wonder Buffy didn't end up with Angel.
I looked into it and no such fan-fiction exists. TV Host Conan O'Brien got me excited for nothing, I'm very disappointed.
Fitness guru and trainer extraordinaire Bob Harper is right, but anytime I watch NBC's The Biggest Loser and see those poor people suffering on the treadmill I just want to scream, "LET THEM EAT CAKE!"
If actress Anna Kendrick ever actually says this to a "fancy journalist", she will be my goddess.
Those were the tweets that entertained me this week, if there are any celebs, musicians, athletes, etc. that I should be following: comment, and let us know!
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Written by: Ana