Hello, hello! I am crazy levels of excited to be the newest addition to the Dipped in Cream family! This is where I let my ego take over and tell you about how awesome I am! I’m a Batman fangirl, I love all things comic books, zombie-apocalypse-related, and my ultimate wish fulfillment would be if the powers-that-be brought back Firefly!
I’m into all sorts of obnoxious fads (hipster glasses, leggings with combat boots, planking, etc), and I’ll blog about anything without shame.
My favorite moment in pop-culture history is when Sacha Baron Cohen flour-bombed Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars, I genuinely dislike Failcrest . . . a lot--why is he still a thing?
I brought my shade-flinging talents to South Beach long before Lebron ever did, but I’m not as tall, or as athletic...damn. I’m offering up virtual celebratory hugs since in the ‘real world’ I do not actually let anyone touch me ever, let me be clear: I don’t have a germ phobia like Howie Mandel, I have ‘strangers don’t need to be within my 3-foot-radius’ syndrome . . . this rule goes out the window if you’re a hot guy over 6’, I mean, I have standards.
I have a terrible memory but as a pop-culture enthusiast I’m usually a lot more reliable than IMDB. I’m the “did you hear about…”-girl who talks about celebrity news as if I knew these people in real life.
Twitter has helped me cope with my incessant need to broadcast all my quips about anything and everything pop-culture related! This is why I’m so happy that my not-so-secret celeb obsessions are being given a home here at Dipped in Cream! I really love social media in that it gives a voice to all the fandoms to come together so we can judge spelling and grammatical errors, and general poor taste.
Now, instead of ugly crying about the television romances and text-messaging friends that don’t care about Castle and Beckett, I can report to all you lovely readers! I don’t want to get married in real life, but have many fantasy engagements with the men from my television. I heard that Frank from Big Brother 14 lives in Naples, FL, and “yo, baby, did you know I’m only 2 hours away?” I have a not-so-secret obsession with tall gingers, and this guy is fit.
Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit, and Instagram are all my playgrounds--and I truly believe every single thought gem of mine should be taken for entertainment purposes only…but, I’m generally right about everything, so if anyone wants to apply to be a minion, I’m cool with that. Applications accepted via Twitter, @TheMilyMiracles!
In the words of Fiyero Tiggular, “There’s no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.”
This is going to be LEGEN-[wait-for-it]-DARY!
Written by: Ana