CAPTION THIS! Mariah Carey and her Butler (aka husband) at The 2010 Golden Globes
I need a caption for this photo of Nick Cannon, (Mrs. Mariah Slurry) as he stands, looking terrified, with an umbrella for his boss wife last night on the red carpet at The Golden Globes.
She makes my head spin.
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January 18th, 2010 - 16:51
While I am NOT a fan of MC’s singing, she has always struck me as being a weirdly good friend-type -the sort you’d want with you in case some skeezy drunkards started harassing you mid-cab-ail. MC’s demeanor implies a swift smack on the head with designer purse & a “leave my girl ALONE, a**hole!” response. You just know those skeezy losers would listen -hell, they’d be scared. MC makes NC (Naomi Campbell) look positively laid-back.
And this outfit? Ah, there’s something fortifying about a clearly-NOT-size-0 turning heads and showing up at the GGs showing it off. I love her curves -boobs (HERS!) & all. Also: that IS her butler… right?!
January 18th, 2010 - 18:48
” Is I holding this right Miss Mimi?”
January 18th, 2010 - 19:16
Catherine…yep. She seemingly DID marry her butler.