Seth MacFarlane To Host the 2013 Oscars?

Oh, HEY Guys!
Wow. Seth MacFarlane hosting the 2013 Oscars?
I don't know how this will go over with the audience at the Old Fart and Biddy Theater where the Oscars are broadcast in living color on your black and white television set. I'm assuming the voting members of the Academy (super-old white dudes and their significant others/escorts) tend not to tune into to Stewie and the gang on Family Guy. Nor have said old whiteys seen Seth's hit film movie Ted which made a gazillion dollars all over the world.
Seth has released a statement regarding his excitement and mentioned Charlie Sheen:
“It’s truly an overwhelming privilege to be asked to host the Oscars,” MacFarlane said in the release. “My thoughts upon hearing the news were, one, I will do my utmost to live up to the high standards set forth by my predecessors; and two, I hope they don’t find out I hosted the Charlie Sheen roast.”
HA! Listen, I'm the first to admit to a tiny crush on tiny Seth. Cute and funny go a long way up in here. But he was just okay hosting SNL and relied too heavily on his voices-schtick. (Of course, if he didn't "do Stewie" I'd be all mad about that, too...there's no winning with my fat ass, apparently.)
Gaaah. Whatever. What do you all think? I will say that I never cared much for Billy Crystal, except for when he first started hosting back in the what, 1930's? Of course I'd love to see mean, mean, FUNNY-mean Ricky Gervais host the Oscars but that will never happen. He's not even doing the Golden Globes again, so we've heard.

Stick with this look, Seth. You'll like the way you look.
Photo: GettyImages
I have one bit of advice for Seth about hosting: Even though you've already worn this look, STICK WITH THE WHITE DINNER JACKET. It draws the eye upwards and makes you appear TALLER. I know of what I speak. I guaran-effing-tee it.
Written by: Diva Julia
First Trailer for ‘Liz & Dick’

Can you BELIEVE there's a POSTER for this hot mess?
In "Made For TV Movies I Won't Be Watching" news, the first trailer for Lifetime's "Liz & Dick" premiered, starring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor and Grant Bowler as her two-time husband Richard Burton. While Lohan looks NOTHING like Taylor, Bowler makes an okay Burton, but even towards the end of his life, Richard was an attractive guy and I'm seeing none of that here.
You barely hear her in this sneak peek, but she sounds nothing like Liz. Maybe I'm just not old enough to remember that time Taylor had a constant cigarette induced cold. It does highlight Burton and Taylor's many fights, some of which had to have taken place in a movie trailer or two. That's the only excuse Lindsay could use as to why she decided to leave a caravan owned by Elizabeth a mess. Maybe the trailer got in her way and didn't pay attention to her flashing lights. Maybe the trailer told Lindsay that it liked Amanda Bynes' movies better.
It was the trailer's fault. Obviously.
Written by: Brittani
If Conan O’Brien and Neil Patrick Harris Had a Baby…Greg Rutherford, Team GB Long Jumper!

Gold Medal Winner, Greg Rutherford
Check out Team GB's Greg Rutherford, you guys.
via BBC Sport:
Greg Rutherford secured Great Britain's 13th gold medal of the London 2012 Olympics by winning the long jump. Rutherford's fourth-round leap of 8.31m was enough to take victory on a glorious night for Team GB.
You know I'm right about this...

If Conan O'Brien and...

Neil Patrick Harrison
...had a baby, he would be Greg Rutherford!! Cheers on your gold medal, Greg!!
Written by: Diva Julia
Shirley Manson Calls Out Dude for Hitting a Girl During Garbage’s Show in Atantic City, NJ

Shirley don't play.
Now THIS is what I'm talkin' about.
via TheBlemish.com
"It’s safe to say that Chris Brown will never be welcome at a Garbage concert. While performing Stupid Girl at the House of Blues in Atlantic City, Shirley Manson witnessed a man hitting a woman behind him. Shirley called for a record scratch and reamed the guy out. The guy says the girl started it but Shirley don’t care. You don’t hit a woman in Shirley’s book."
Do NOT eff around with Shirley...or her female fans. Ya got that?
Shirley with her Boys
Just another reason I'm in love with this woman...and it's about GD time Garbage released another album. Can you believe they were dropped by their record label for not being "pop enough"? Seriously. Garbage were never a "pop" band. They are pure rock 'n roll with a bad-ass, sexy lead vocalist, who writes scary, real and honest lyrics. You got a problem with that? I don't think that discussion would end well for you.
Written by: Diva Julia












