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18Jul/11Off

I’m Not Slacking…

 

Here's what happens when you follow a blog with a writer who blabs about every little thing: You get get hear about her diverticulitis flare-up that is preventing some REAL news being written.  You know, like how Lady Gaga is warning the kids about cocaine being "the devil" on the Howard Stern Show on Sirius XM.

Anyway. Mama's sick, sick and SICK.  Take a wee bit of pity on me, mmkay?

 

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3Oct/09Off

Two Lohan posts in one day. (Eyeroll.)

ALI LOHAN is FIFTEEN years old!!
Is that Ali's dealer babysitter behind her?
When will someone--I don't care who--call The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (1-800-THE-LOST) to help Ali Lohan out of her mess of a life?
Michael and Dina Lohan are shit for parents. Look at this FIFTEEN YEAR OLD daughter of theirs in Paris with their other sad daughter, Lindsay a couple of nights ago. ForpitySAKE.

How long before one or both of these girls end up dead in some stranger's apartment?
And Lindsay? Don't count on becoming iconic like your beloved Marilyn Monroe.
 
 Lindsay's trying to tell us something by 
displaying her arm like this, if you ask me.
 
We can see that you're still cutting yourself. NOT cool, man. Oh, in case you're wondering? The tattoo is a quote of Marilyn's: The wording, "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle," is surrounded by yellow, blue and green stars.

Tick tock....


 
 
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3Oct/09Off

Today’s Blind Item – Puker Edition

"Which uber-skinny Hollywood starlet can't seem to keep a thing down her throat apart from her fingers? The only thing that manages to stay down are the shots of vodka to keep her going through the day. Your extra clue: Wonder if this has anything to do with her recent break-up."

via [UK Mirror]

Remember this little confession in Vanity Fair Magazine awhile back?

“I think there's a lot of pressure, especially when you lose a lot of weight and then people are telling you that you look great, you're like ‘What? Did I look fat before?’” Lindsay said. 
The teen star spent about 7 months dropping pounds and admits that she made herself sick, until finally last May an intervention of sorts was called. “I had people sit me down and say ‘You're going to die if you don't take care of yourself.’”
Ahhh, yes. Lindsay, "taking care of herself".

 

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25Sep/09Off

Pinchy McLemonhead won’t gain weight for "Bridget Jones" again.

Pinchface Renee Zellweger
with a fine ass vs. no ass
Don't count on Pinchface Zellweger to gain one ounce for the next film installment of Bridget Jones. Lemonhead Renee is saying NO to ever  eating again:
via ONTD:

"...instead of embarking on a high fat diet as she did for the 2001 and 2004 pictures, will turn to the wardrobe department to make her appear larger.

A source tells Britain's Reveal magazine, "Renee will be wearing a fat suit in the third film as it took her a while to lose the weight last time. She's also thinking about the effect quickly putting on and then losing 30 pounds has on her body."  SURE she is.

Oh I see. Pinchy feels that by not eating, continuing date closet cases (that country dude she married and had the marriage annulled for, well--you know why, as well as the actor she's "dating" now) maybe, just maybeee someone, anyone will love her. Jesus H. I think she and Aniston should just get together and be done with it. Then have babies. I might even like the two of those bitches then.

That was harsh. But I don't feel well enough today to pull any goddamn punches where stupid anorexic actresses are concerned.

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1Aug/09Off

Victoria Beckham LISTENED to me!

Posh is still far too thin,
but we're getting somewhere.

Wasn't it just a few days ago when I was making fun of--and admonishing--Vicks (I'm going to call her that now) for wearing Loubs and a pencil skirt, sitting with a corn cob up her bum while sitting on a swing? We're making progress.

Now, if only that cup of hers was filled with warm lard, we really be getting somewhere.

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