Category Archives: Puker

I’m Not Slacking…

 

Here’s what happens when you follow a blog with a writer who blabs about every little thing: You get get hear about her diverticulitis flare-up that is preventing some REAL news being written.  You know, like how Lady Gaga is warning the kids about cocaine being “the devil” on the Howard Stern Show on Sirius XM.

Anyway. Mama’s sick, sick and SICK.  Take a wee bit of pity on me, mmkay?

 

Two Lohan posts in one day. (Eyeroll.)

ALI LOHAN is FIFTEEN years old!!
Is that Ali’s dealer babysitter behind her?
When will someone–I don’t care who–call The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (1-800-THE-LOST) to help Ali Lohan out of her mess of a life?
Michael and Dina Lohan are shit for parents. Look at this FIFTEEN YEAR OLD daughter of theirs in Paris with their other sad daughter, Lindsay a couple of nights ago. ForpitySAKE.

How long before one or both of these girls end up dead in some stranger’s apartment?
And Lindsay? Don’t count on becoming iconic like your beloved Marilyn Monroe.
 
 Lindsay’s trying to tell us something by 
displaying her arm like this, if you ask me.
 
We can see that you’re still cutting yourself. NOT cool, man. Oh, in case you’re wondering? The tattoo is a quote of Marilyn’s: The wording, “Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to twinkle,” is surrounded by yellow, blue and green stars.

Tick tock….


 
 

Today’s Blind Item – Puker Edition

“Which uber-skinny Hollywood starlet can’t seem to keep a thing down her throat apart from her fingers? The only thing that manages to stay down are the shots of vodka to keep her going through the day. Your extra clue: Wonder if this has anything to do with her recent break-up.”

via [UK Mirror]

Remember this little confession in Vanity Fair Magazine awhile back?

“I think there’s a lot of pressure, especially when you lose a lot of weight and then people are telling you that you look great, you’re like ‘What? Did I look fat before?’” Lindsay said. 
The teen star spent about 7 months dropping pounds and admits that she made herself sick, until finally last May an intervention of sorts was called. “I had people sit me down and say ‘You’re going to die if you don’t take care of yourself.’”
Ahhh, yes. Lindsay, “taking care of herself”.