Charlie Sheen may be getting slapped with divorce papers? Shocking, I know.

The Happy Couple. As IF.

RadarOnline.com is reporting that Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen's wife of what, a couple of years, tops-- wants the eff OUT of this crap.  There are a few problems with this, though.  Brooke's tryna quit the crack (awesome, Mom) and The Sheen is in rehab for coke and booze for the eight millionth time.  I'm all for rehab and really working on your shit, but wow.  Sheen's  Christmas traditions include holding a knife to his wife's throat while in a coke and alcohol-haze in front of his baby twins, and well--"traditions" run deep, y'all.    I guess instead of giving each other jammies on Christmas Eve like everyone else does as a holiday tradition, he reaches for the closest Henckel knife.  MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

via RadarOnline.com

Brooke wants out. She’s said it before and she’s saying it again right now. She’s worried though, because Charlie has a lot of dirt on her. Using drugs while raising children is obviously a horrible situation. The marriage is a nightmare. She can’t take it anymore. Remember, the Christmas day incident that ended with Charlie’s arrest started when she told him she wanted a divorce. Things didn’t get magically better after that.”

Apparently, Child Protective  Services have been out to check on the twins, Bob (I know, right?) and Max. Ummm...DURRR.  This will one one ugly divorce and custody case.  Oh, and Charlie's ex, Denise Richards said she'll testify "if she's forced"--in other words, she's already at the courthouse.

Snippy is judging ALL of  'em, obviously.