Christina Aguilera – Not Myself Tonight Video (pictures)

Oh, Christina.

Oh, hello Madonna, 1989!

I have always hoped Christina would just age gracefully into a Peggy Lee-type chanteuse. (Google her, newborns.) But alas, she's feeling the need to ignore her own fabulousness by regurgitating Madonna and Lady Gaga's personas. (I know, it could be said that everyone is mimicking Madge, which is probably true.

Nevertheirregardless, I know some of y'all are itchin' (in a good way?) to see anything regarding Xtina's latest single, Not Myself Tonight, which premieres on MTV (wait, they still show videos?) Friday at 12:01 a.m.

Oooh. Shocking. Psssh.

Lady Gaga - The Pinhead Mask

"...Don't go for second best baby, put yourself to the test!" Oh. Wait.

The REAL "Express Yourself" video, directed by David Fincher

via MTV.com

Just for fun, let's take the stroll down Memory Lane, shall we?

Christina, I wish you would focus on your amazing vocal ability a little more. Girl you can saaaang, and we all know it. You're not a performance artist who needs to make up for not having a pitch perfect voice.

'Member this, y'all? Girl. Just sing.