David and Victoria Beckham are FINALLY Getting a PINK One! (A GIRL, That Is!) *VIDEO UPDATE*
"Dyveeed and Veeektorya" for the fragrance "Intimately Yours". HOT.
Now, I'm not saying that the Beckhams might have done a little petri dish hokus pokus to finally get a pink one. I'm NOT. All I know is that on the other side of my boys' family, the MEN IN THE FAMILY HAVE BABY BOYS. Not a single girl out of 8000 grandkids in that family. (Give or take.) I'm just...sayin', and (say it with meh!) I'm just tellin' ya what I heard!
Poor Victoria looks like she's gonna barf on Romeo's head. MORNING SICKNESS, y'all! Bleh.
I am personally looking forward to hearing David say the word "girl". Let's see if I can spell it phonetically..."ghehh-ohh". Annette? Is that about right? (Believe me, my darling Annette does NOT have an English accent like the Beckhams, I just think she can analyze my ridiculousness from across the Pond.)
And guess what? I can't WAIT to see this baby. She'll be well-behaved in public (and that's what really matters, after all) unlike a certain tantrum-throwing binky-sucking Stinkfoot who sets my hair aflame with her antics.
WHAT will the Beckhams name this "ghehh-ohh"? I really do love all of the names of their boys...Brooklyn Joseph Beckham, Romeo James Beckham, Cruz David Beckham. Romeo is my favorite, but goodnesss that's a lot to live up to in a name, isn't it?
Lest we forget, David and Victoria have indeed been invited to the Royal Wedding of William and Kate. I am as excited to see what Posh wears almost as much as seeing Kate's wedding dress. Almost.
**UPDATE**
GAAAAH! "Freee boys" and a "ghehh-ohh"!! WATCH THE VIDEO!
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March 11th, 2011 - 23:22
Hahaha!! Yes – he’ll say “ghehh-ohh” with his oh so not sexy voice! You’re hilarious! Can you imagine Victoria as a mother? Just THINK of her side eye snippy look – terrifying! And of COURSE the rich & famous are choosing the sex of their kids. They go at it like they’re in a pick ‘n mix sweet/candy shop/store. But will any of them admit it? Nooooooo.
March 12th, 2011 - 10:15
YAY! I got it right! And I love Dyveeed’s accent. Yes…it’s just “odd” that JLo, Mariah and the like have all gotten twins–one of each, isn’t it? Come ON.
xoxo j
March 12th, 2011 - 14:31
sooo, July, is it? Is that when the princess is due?