DivaJulia’s “Tosh.0″ Recap – Season 3 Premiere (With Extended Antoine Dodson Interview!)

Daniel Tosh picnics with Antoine Dodson...

Yeah.  I have a feeling all of my Tosh.0 recaps will consist of a bunch of "HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"s and "OH SH*T!!!"s and I'll just call it a day.  But I'll give it a whirl.

Firstly, I can't get away with saying or repeating much of what my LATEST Imaginary Boyfriend says and does on the finest show on TV, so it's going to come down to posting clips from Comedy Central.

It's all about the nuances with Daniel Tosh, really.  Like how his  little dog (a Maltese named Simon!)  is always present in the Tosh.0 offices--and has probably seen and heard more profane behavior than the cracky-hooker trudging up our hill in the snow as I write this recap. Bless her heart.  That, and when Daniel has a genuine laugh...his big pie-hole exposes every one of his perfect teeth and his eyes crinkle up in the most darling manner.  Cute, good teeth and mean, mean, funny-mean always wins with this girl.

Take a gander, won't you?  Here's Daniel's own version of the "Angry Birds" game:

Okay. Now, hold onto your effing hats. This next clip is ALL KINDS OF AWFUL. (Read: Pee-your-pants hilarious.) We all know who Antoine Dodson, yes? Just watch this and tell me you didn't laugh at least a million times. (And I swear to God, if you take me to task on the subject of this clip, I'll block your humorless ass, so don't even.)

Here's the clip in its entirety from last night's masterpiece...

Last night's episode gave me two of my favorite Tosh.0 bits that he hangs onto like a pitbull AND beats like his own personal dead horse: Daniel's hatred for that asshole (bad choice of wording on my part), Kobe Bryant, AND The Human Centipede reference.  If you paid attention to the Antoine clip, you saw that one.  Belly laughs.

I'll say it again:  Tosh.0 is the fastest 30 minutes on television.

Love,

Your 12-year old Boy, DivaJulia