via www.CostumeCraze.com

Oh. Mah Gyaaaah.

These costumes are awwwwwesome.  In fact, this entire website is fantastic--and NO, they aren't paying me to say this;  Stephen and I found a creepy/cool couples-costume we're gonna get for this year's parties on this site (nothing to do with Gaga).  Y'all know how we love the Halloween.

ANYtranny.  I love that Lady Gaga actually licensed Official costumes.  Genius.  Here are some of The Official, Licensed Lady Gaga Costumes:

Seriously cool, huh?

Oh, better stock up on the fake blood, too.

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Oh for the love of plastic surgery and vanity... Photo: Demi Moore's Stupid Twitter Acccount

I know. Two embarrassing Demi Moore posts in as many days.   Methinks someone is trying too hard.  Is there any reason a 47-year old woman would plaster pictures of herself in a bikini (I'm assuming it's not underwear) taken just like every attention seeking 15-year old 9th grader?  IN THE MIRROR?  With her PHONE?

We all post pictures of ourselves whether they are from our vacation in Hawaii (never been there) or our high school reunion (been there), or of us holding our grandchild (Lord knows I'm 100% guilty of that), but seriously, Demi.  First with the utterly mortifying dance moves onstage with Snoop the other night (Elaine Benes from Seinfeld dances better with her "little kicks"), and now this?  Good Lawd, woman.  Put on some clothes and take care of your daughters.  Nice effing example, by the way.

Dumbass.

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These two losers...

I'm all for women of a certain age getting or keeping their groove.  However, at some point, it's time to let the younger girls have the spotlight.  I'm not sure who to blame for this, Snoop Dogg for letting her up there.?  Ashton for not stopping this sooner?  Demi, for thinking she could drop it like it's hot?  You decide.

via People.com

The couple were on stage with the rapper last weekend in Las Vegas, and Demi decided to show the audience how she gets Ashton not to steal her Social Security checks. Kutcher tweeted (of course he did) "Why am I on stage with @snoopdogg in Vegas?" Yeah, why are you? You know Snoop, half-assed verses on Katy Perry songs and hanging out with these two aren't doing much for your rep these days.

I don't really think you can call what Demi was doing dancing. It was more like an over-exaggerated way of trying to get her underwear out of her butt. It's kind of sad how the 47-year old kept going over to her hubby for validation. "I'm shaking it, right, baby?!  I'm shaking it!"  She's lucky she didn't break her ass, or a hip. Okay, "old jokes" aside, you know she wasn't dancing like this when she was with Bruce Willis.

p.s. DivaJulia is sulking over in the corner with her sciatica after hearing all those "old biddy" jokes.  SNORT.

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Bono and Ali for LV - Photo: Annie Leibovitz

U2 frontman Bono (aka Paul Hewson) and his lovely wife Ali Hewson are the newest celebrity models for Louis Vuitton. T he couple wear their ethical clothing line, Edun, in the ad and Bono had a hand in designing the Keepall bag he sports. The ad, titled "Core Values", states "Every journey begins in Africa." This is the first time that Louis Vuitton has produced a made-in-Africa product. The ad coincides with the Africa Rising exhibition where contemporary African art will be sold along side Edun's Spring collection during Paris fashion week.

This is the first time that Bono has appeared in an advertisement without his band mates. Both Bono and Hewson donated their fees for appearing in the campaign to various charities including TechnoServe and the Conservation Cotton Initiative. Half of the proceeds from the sale of the bag will be used as donations also. The price of the bag hasn't been finalized yet but, I'm pretty sure I won't be able to afford it.  Love this campaign though, and love everything Bono is doing to bring attention to the problems in Africa.

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Oh, Cee-Lo...I love you.

I've been so distracted by the dude  who is holding human beings hostage on behalf of his love of the "froggies and squirrels" that I neglected to post Cee-Lo's new video, "Fuck You"--that will probably only see the light of day on your computer.  Somehow, "forget you" just doesn't pass muster when trying to convey a certain emotion.  (That there was some fancy-talk.)

Put on your dancing shoes, boys and girls!

I can't wait for Finn to sing this swingin' little song to that snippy bitch Rachel on Glee.  Frankly, I'd like to say it to Lea Michele personally.  Right to her big cake-hole.  (Sorry for the off-topic rage at that Cee-You-Next-Tuesday...oh, daayum.  SCee what I just did?)

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Let's just use Mr. Lee as chum, shall we?

James Lee - The A-Hole Holding The Disovery Channel Hostage

Seriously?  The Discovery Channel???

Some dumbshit named James Lee is holding a bunch of  folks at The Discovery Channel's headquarters hostage.  All of the babies and children from the daycare have been taken out of the building and are safe.

I swear, this dude better just blow himself up and no one else.

Here is the alleged manifesto, as written by James Lee at the site SaveThePlanetProtest.com. (It's nutty and boring...)

The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their commitment to save the planet and to do the following IMMEDIATELY:

1. The Discovery Channel and it’s affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn’s “My Ishmael” pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other’s inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!

2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs’ places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.

3. All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease. There is no sense in advertising weapons of mass-destruction anymore. Instead, talk about ways to disassemble civilization and concentrate the message in finding SOLUTIONS to solving global military mechanized conflict. Again, solutions solutions instead of just repeating the same old wars with newer weapons. Also, keep out the fraudulent peace movements. They are liars and fakes and had no real intention of ending the wars. ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE! On one hand, they claim they want the wars to end, on the other, they are demanding the human population increase. World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace. WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR!

4. Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is. That, and all its disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed. Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down! This is your obligation. If you think it isn’t, then get hell off the planet! Breathe Oil! It is the moral obligation of everyone living otherwise what good are they??

5. Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it. Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently. Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies. FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!)

6. Find solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy. Find ways so that people don’t build more housing pollution which destroys the environment to make way for more human filth! Find solutions so that people stop breeding as well as stopping using Oil in order to REVERSE Global warming and the destruction of the planet!

7. Develop shows that mention the Malthusian sciences about how food production leads to the overpopulation of the Human race. Talk about Evolution. Talk about Malthus and Darwin until it sinks into the stupid people’s brains until they get it!!

8. Saving the Planet means saving what’s left of the non-human Wildlife by decreasing the Human population. That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies! You’re the media, you can reach enough people. It’s your resposibility because you reach so many minds!!!

9. Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy. Find solutions for their disasterous Ponzi-Casino economy before they take the world to another nuclear war.

10. Stop all shows glorifying human birthing on all your channels and on TLC. Stop Future Weapons shows or replace the dialogue condemning the people behind these developments so that the shows become exposes rather than advertisements of Arms sales and development!

11. You’re also going to find solutions for unemployment and housing. All these unemployed people makes me think the US is headed toward more war.

Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what’s left of the planet with their false morals and breeding culture.

For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human’s lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!

It is the responsiblity of everyone to preserve the planet they live on by not breeding any more children who will continue their filthy practices. Children represent FUTURE catastrophic pollution whereas their parents are current pollution. NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It’s like a couple are having 30 babies even though it’s just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too!

Also, war must be halted. Not because it’s morally wrong, but because of the catastrophic environmental damage modern weapons cause to other creatures. FIND SOLUTIONS JUST LIKE THE BOOK SAYS! Humans are supposed to be inventive. INVENT, DAMN YOU!!

The world needs TV shows that DEVELOP solutions to the problems that humans are causing, not stupify the people into destroying the world. Not encouraging them to breed more environmentally harmful humans.

Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

The humans? The planet does not need humans.

You MUST KNOW the human population is behind all the pollution and problems in the world, and YET you encourage the exact opposite instead of discouraging human growth and procreation. Surely you MUST ALREADY KNOW this!

I want Discovery Communications to broadcast on their channels to the world their new program lineup and I want proof they are doing so. I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it.

"Of course, the squirrels" is the catch-phrase of the day.

Honestly.  This asshole.

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I'm cringing, just so you know.

I can't.  I just can't.  My embarrassment threshold isn't strong enough to simply shrug off these photos of Mile and Justin at his concert at Madison Square Garden.  The backwards baseball hat?  It's  TOO BIG!  Justin, you can order baseball hats in toddler size--no one will know.

And Miley.  Jaaayzus.

Where's Chris Hansen from "To Catch a Predator"?

Ali Lohan

Miley is in the same car-pool with Ali Lohan...the slutty-looking, overly tanned 47 -year old cocktail waitresses who enjoy the "sweet tea".  That's code for something gross, I'm sure...and I don't wanna talk about it anymore.  I'm confused.  And troubled.

Hey--both these chicks are 17.  The other one is 16.  Heh.

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Jared and his brother/bandmate, Shannon in Manhattan

Check out Jared (aka Dorian Gray) riding his bike without training wheels!  I know he's pushing 40, but he still looks younger than Bieber.  Oh, and that's his brother and bandmate from Thirty Seconds to Mars, Shannon "spotting" him so he doesn't fall.

Is Jared actually wearing a Thirty Second to Mars necklace?  His neck's gonna turn green, count on it.

Jared is known for having a GIGANTIC body part, and felt the need to brag:

"Hurts Like Satan". Oh brother.

Sigh.  This post is for Patrick.  Nice.

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Michael Douglas on Late Night with David Letterman

Michael Douglas appeared on David Letterman last night to sort of promote Wall Street - Money Never Sleeps, but ended up being refreshingly frank about his newly discovered struggle with Stage 4 throat cancer.  He discussed the process of radiation and chemo and that he had only just begun the painful and miserable process.  The interview was sweet in that it seemed more of a personal conversation, and less of  a press junket.  Bravo, Dave...and all the best to Michael Douglas and his family.

Wall Street - Money Never Sleeps

via CBS.com

Looks fantastic.

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Rainy day LINKS! (Yes.  It's August 31, 2010 and it's RAINING already in Seattle.)

• Gossip Girl resumes filming in NYC. Nice raccoon eyes, Taylor Momsen. Oh, they're sunglasses. Sorry. BusyBeeBlogger

• BritBrit's gettin'  some Island Fever, y'all!  Poor Britney

• Miley's still lookin' trashy at the airport.  Celebrity Hot Sauce

• Ugh.  Snooki? A proposal via some dumb magazine via some dumb dude? Celebrity Smack

• The authorities may actually but a bitch (Paris) in JAAAAAIL!!  Earsucker

• Zsa Zsa rushed to the hospital again...  Celebrity Dirty Laundry

• Quote of the Day - Adam Levine, Maroon 5:  Celebrity VIP Lounge

• Bachelorette Ali starting some cheap jewelry line.  I Need My Fix

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