Funny Or Die’s ‘Olympic Ticket Scalper’ With Ryan Lochte
I'm a doofus!
The 2012 London Olympics are unfortunately nearing a close, but Funny Or Die is continuing to spread the fun with a video featuring Patrick Stewart as a Dickensian ticket scalper. He roams London along with 'Game Of Thrones' star Maisie Williams tricking people out of their cash for tix to the games. The pair happen upon Olympian Ryan Lochte and his grill and well, you'll see.
I know Ryan is hoping for more acting gigs, and a spot on 'Dancing With The Stars,' but maybe he should work on his delivery a bit first. Lochte did another vid for FOD about his love of peeing in pools.
He's cute, that's all that matters, right? [Ed. Note: DivaJulia just can't when RyRy opens his mouth. Just stand there and look cute. Do. Not. Speak.]
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