Happy 50th Birthday, Bono!
Oh, Saint Bono.
Yes. Bono's 50 today...I heard this little joke about him years ago, and think of it whenever I read about Mr. Paul Hewson:
U2 are waiting to be let in at the gates of heaven. God is sitting in his throne and says, “Before I can let you in, I need each of you to tell me what you most believe in…”
Adam goes first and says, “I believe in a sturdy bass line and that dating supermodels is a bad idea.” Adam enters heaven.
The Edge is next. “I believe in the C chord, the G chord, and the D chord. And with those chords I believe I can change the world.’ The Edge follows Adam in.
“I believe in a 4/4 beat, all day, every day”, Larry adds. He’s then allowed through the gates.
“Now ,what do you believe in, Bono?” God asks .
“I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”
Anyway. How to describe Bono?
Singer
Songwriter
Husband
Father
Activist
Philanthropist
Irritant to Annette and Carter Magna (this one makes me laugh...)
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May 10th, 2010 - 13:14
You forgot “hypocrite”:-)
May 10th, 2010 - 18:43
I love that man… all of him…
May 11th, 2010 - 02:55
There are many words that you forgot. None of them complimentary and the best thing I can say about U2 is… average at best. Not fit to shine Dave Grohl’s shoes.
May 11th, 2010 - 12:39
Bad. Driver.
But very good newspaper editor.
And damn good painter too.
Ahem. Next.
May 12th, 2010 - 22:59
You forgot “my future boyfriend.”