Happy Birthday, Brian Warner — ya big dork! **UPDATE** Now MM went and asked Evan Rachel Wood to marry his pasty white bum. Ewwwww.

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Happy Birthday, Brian Warner — ya big dork! UPDATE Now MM went and asked Evan Rachel Wood to marry his pasty white bum. Ewwwww.

Oh, Marilyn Manson.

Oh, what to get...what to get. I can smell the patchouli stink just thinking about HOT TOPIC.

Isn't there some point in one's life wherein being the Poster Goon for Hot Topic gets a little stale? I should know. I hung onto the faux-goth look for a few years too many, but at least I had the sense to quit. Marilyn Manson Brian Warner should go off and try something different, because he's just an old Mall Rat at this point.

How embarrassing.

**UPDATE IN BLOOD RED**

Marilyn Manson has gone and propsed to future child(ish) bride, EVAN RACHEL WOOD. Naturally, the couple is registered at Hot Topic. Their china (read: paper plate) pattern is Nightmare Before Christmas (DURRRR ), and the bride is requesting black and white striped tights and ruffly toddler panties for her bridal shower.

These two are nasty and make me sick. (Even though I totally danced to MM's version of "Tainted Love" like a mofo on New Year's Eve.) Don't judge me!

Speaking of D O R K S...

Oh brother.

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GoalieGirl
January 6th, 2010 - 01:28

Have I told you today that I LOVE YOU!?!?! This post is fabulous.

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