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26Mar/11Off

Happy Birthday, Chris Hansen. Help yourself to some sweet tea, y’all.

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Hi, there...

"Hey! I'm just puttin' some laundry in the draaahr, y'all -- help yerself ta some sweet tea, okaaaay?  Ah'll be rahhht out!"

Ohman.  It's the same gotdamn scenario, but we love the shocked (really?) look on the stupid, wine-cooler packin' pedo's face when the suited-up, handsome Chris Hansen walks in to introduce himself.

Happy 52nd Birthday, Chris!  I'm hopin' you're washin' that cake down with some awesome sweet tea today!

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Written by: Diva Julia

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  1. I love it when the men ask the decoy if it’s a Dateline trap and the decoy says no – and the men still fall for it!!

    That pitcher of sweet tea looks really good.

  2. I KNOW…those chicks aren’t COPS. They’re so incredibly stupid. And NAST.

    Sweet Tea Weekend, y’all!!

    xoxo j

  3. I love the bit Kathy Griffin does on that. Who knew child molesters LOVED the sweet tea?

  4. BB: There’s no way in hell anyone will believe that Patrick and I latched onto that “sweet tea” bit before we saw Kathy do it…I didn’t even remember she said that until you mentioned it. Ugh. HONEST! We totally have been laughing about it since it began.

    Sigh. Oh well. No way to convince anyone. :/

    xoxo j

  5. ahhh I believe you ! How could you NOT! It was like the “to catch a predator drinking game”.

    And poor Chris Hansen will forever be attached to nasty people…. and sweet tea.

  6. Peeing with laughter. Did you hear the scream all the way over here in Butcher Hoaller? Lord that’s some funny SH**.


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