Happy Birthday Song of the Day to Tom Cruise From Katie Holmes – ‘You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet’ by Lisa Marie Presley, Former Scientologist
Oh, hey Tom Cruise. Happy effing 50th Birthday, you little freak. We're all on to you and your scary ways, and always have been...this song's for YOU.
Oh, we all see your CLEAN left hand, Katie.
"You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet"
Just critical, just going down
I don't belong, I've lost the plot
Not gullible, can't be what I'm not
You can think that I'm evil and I'm off the rails
You ain't seen nothin' yet
If I don't get with your system then I'm sure to fail
Well you ain't seen nothin' yet
Lay down the truth, don't make a sound
Just a piece of fruit who's hit the ground
I don't respond, I've lost the plot
Unethical, not what I thought
You can think that I'm evil and I'm off the rails
You ain't seen nothin' yet
I'm a bit transgressive and suppressive as well
Well you ain't seen nothin' yet
Am I a disruption to your corruption?
You ain't seen nothin' yet
You can think that I'm evil and I'm off the rails
You ain't seen nothin' yet
If I don't get with your system then I'm sure to fail
You ain't seen nothin' yet
No longer elated, now you're frustrated
You ain't seen nothin' yet
You can think that I'm evil and I'm off the rails
You ain't seen nothin' yet
If I don't get with your system then I'm sure to fail
Well you ain't seen nothin' yet
You can think that I'm evil and I'm off the rails
You ain't seen nothin' yet
I'm a bit transgressive and suppressive as well
You ain't seen nothin' yet
Oh, Tom. I hope realize you're in for the fight of your life...these women may have signed all kinds of non-disclosure agreements but soon enough, it will all come out.
Insane in the Scientolo-Cuise Brain
Because the trickling creepy, scary-ass info about you and your "tax loop-hole church" is steadily gaining speed. Uh-oh...what's that black SUV doing outside my house?
While I check out who's parked near my yard, YOU guys read THIS article (from The Village Voice) about Lisa Marie Presley's lyrics to her song (above). Believe me, you'll be enlightened--just like she is and just like Katie is (and Poor Nicole). I want a REAL book out about this cult crap.
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