Dipped In Cream
11Mar/100

Happy Birthday Terrence Howard (aka “Baby Wipes Howard”)

Happy Birthday, you Douche.

If you haven't heard about Smuggy McDoucheBag's "deal breaker" for a relationship, enjoy this lovely little quote from Terrence Howard:

via Jezebel.com:

"Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."

By the way, this a-hole was fired from Iron Man 2.  Must've been due to the hissy-fit he threw while negotiating his package for the sequel - a gross of baby wipes in his trailer for his "dirty" lady friends.  (Don Cheadle, (a real actor) was hired to replace Howard's ass.

Did I mention I don't care for the pompous Mr. Baby Wipes?

Written by: Diva Julia