I’m already in line at KFC for the “Double Down”!

Oh. My. Goodness.

Cue CNN's video-clip of headless, obese Americans waddling down city streets...while presumably nice and full from the deliciousness of the soon-to-be-known as The Double Down from KFC.  Look closely.  There is no bread here.  It's two pieces of fried chicken where the bread should be--with bacon, cheese and sauce (of some sort) inside.  Oddly enough, this sammy isn't all that GOOD for us! Whaaa??

via consumerist.com

"The sandwich will be available in two forms. The Original Recipe sandwich will set you back about 540 calories, 32g of fat and 1380mg of sodium. The not-as-bad-for-you Grilled Double Down totals 460 calories, 23g of fat and 1430mg of sodium."

Why on earth would anyone order the Grilled version? Insanity, I tell ya.

I wonder if this is what they're serving in hell?