You just know Taylor is writing a brand new song about Jake...what rhymes with BEARD? (Feared. Geared. Queered. Peered. Reared. Seared. Speared. Weird. Teared. Veered.) You're welcome, Tay. I'd be happy to be your dictionary/thesauras anytime.
"They're over," a source tells PEOPLE about the short-lived relationship. "It ended last month."
Oh. Okaaaaay. What about the vintage guitar and bracelet Jake supposed bought Taylor for her birthday? Honestly, though. Who even cares? Besides these two, I mean.
They sure got the crap-load of publicity they wanted, huh?
Written by: Diva Julia
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