Janice Dickinson Joins “Celebrity Rehab” on VH1 – Poor Dr. Drew
Oh boy. Here we go. We might just have the right amount of cray-cray on Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew now that nutbar, plumped up but still pin-thin Janice ("I was the first Super Model!!!") Dickinson has signed on for the new season on VH1. Sure, she probably drinks. Sure, she probably pops a few...whatever...but I just don't think there is one GD thing Dr. Drew can do to "fix" this loon. We all know Janice is just looking for more, umm, "face" time (if that is what thing IS) on TV. Girlfriend is just plain scary-looking. Will Dr. Drew delve into Janice's obvious addiction to plastic surgery?
Janice Dickinson and her, umm, lips. Bleh.
Remember when Janice looked like this? (Probably not...)
Seriously. It's the same person. I swear.
Janice will be in the Pasadena rehab facility with Bonnie Pointer of the Pointer Sisters ( I thought she was dead. I guess not?), and Jeremy London and his ex. Really? A married couple? That's gonna be weird...but it makes perfect legal and professional sense. Remember, this was the couple who were "kidnapped" and "forced" into smoking crack. Wow. Sounds like a real-life Tarantino film. If ONLY.
Yes, I'm sure I'll be watching because I love the Silver Fox, Dr. Drew. I'm loyal like that.
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July 15th, 2010 - 16:05
OMG this is going to be such a great season! I have dibbs on Dr. Drew!
July 15th, 2010 - 16:16
All right. You can have Drew. I already have my OWN Silver Fox…and Stephen IS part of the Club.