January Jones is a hot mess; the walk of shame AND a hit and run. Wow.

January Jones - probably not drunk yet.

Walk of Shame - the next morning. Caught ya!

Mad Men actress, January Jones was involved in a very weird hit and run accident Thursday night. She ran into three parked cars with her Range Rover and immediately fled the scene.  Witnesses say she left smelling of alcohol and returned 45 minutes later wearing different clothes and chewing gum. Of course she did.

Police indicate that January stated,  "the paparazzi were trailing me!" and she didn't want to "deal with the commotion."  If that's not odd enough, the actress, called celebrity chef and Food Network host Bobby Flay (?), who arrived shortly after the accident and told January to leave. Just because Bobby's wife, actress Stephanie March, played a District Attorney on  Law and Order - SVU , doesn't mean for one second that  she can help you,  January!

(Sidebar: DivaJulia wants to know why in the world January called Bobby in the first place.  If I were his wife, I would NOT be cool with this sitch. Just sayin'.)

No sobriety test was given because the police couldn't determine if January had been drunk at the time of the accident. Looks like she completely wormed her way out of this one. Big, fat surprise, I know.  Psssh.

This all comes two days after January was caught arriving at her home at 10:30 in the morning, wearing the same outfit she wore to host The Oceana World Oceans Day event (yeah, I don't know either). No word on who she spent the night with, although she has been seen with Adrien Brody recently. When I saw these pics I thought it was good that she called a cab instead of driving home with a hangover.  Guess I spoke too soon.  They call it The Walk of Shame for a reason, Honey.

Betty Draper is a bit of a snip. She does NOT approve.

What would Betty Draper say?!!

Celebrity Justice again, anyone?  Where are HLN's Jane Velez Mitchell and Nancy Grace when you need them?