First it was Justin Bieber, who cut his precious hair yesterday, now this? Nevermind that there are horrific earthquakes in New Zealand, Somali pirates killing innocent folks on their boat, and whales washing up on the shore and dying in droves...Jennifer Aniston cut her hair, and apparently we just want to self-soothe and rock ourselves in the corner with our laptops by obsessing about THIS idiocy.
The tanned, lonely spinster cut her hair and showed up with the chopped brassiness in Spain while whoring out that awful Adam Sandler movie. Bigger news than Moammar Kadafi refusing resign as head Cockroach of Libya.
Ever feel like what you do with your day is a complete and utter waste? I'm sure YOU don't...you aren't the one actually writing about this drivel.
Hey! Tosh.0 is on tonight! That'll make me feel better for 23 minutes.
Written by: Diva Julia