Jesse James is super, super sorry, you guys. For reals.

Saahray.

Really?  Already speaking through the media to apologize for banging that skank, Jesse?

via People.com

"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.

There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.

"This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."

"Embarrassment?" That's a good one.  How 'bout The Fear of God from the cooties you may have spread all over Sandra Bullock?   Nast. Narst.  All those words apply.  Oh, and to quote my friend and fellow blogger at PoorBritney.com, "Tiger Woods says, THANK YOU."