Jimmy Kimmel Calls Leno a “Tattle tale”. Sweet!

Probably the BEST photo of Jimmy Kimmel ever--he looks HOT!

First of all, is it tattle tale or tattle TAIL?  I like tail better.  I used to tuck a kitchen towel to the back waistband of my boys when they were little when they told on each other. (It was mostly Alex, and I'll bet he doesn't remember it--I'm sure he blocked it out and needs a good stint in some sort of pricey recovery facility for the humiliation of it all. Don't give him any ideas, ya hear??)  He can be quite an "Eeyore" given the opportunity.)  I love you, Boy! (I never call him "Alex" -- it's always been "Boy".  He's even listed on my Blackberry that way. I have two Mama's Boys, if you haven't figured that out, and to quote Hunter when they were accused of being Mama's Boys, "They say that like it's a bad thing!")

So!  StupidJayLeno was whining to Oprah yesterday about the beating he's taken over all the late night drama over the past few weeks.  Psssh.  Like he doesn't DESERVE it?  Come ON! Take a look at Jimmy's response last night on Jimmy Kimmel LIVE:

Funny as hell.  I love how Jimmy doesn't mince words.  He's never been one to be a big fat suck-up, and I think that is tremendously gutsy.  Oh, and ABC needs to move Nightline to another time spot and move Jimmy's show to 11:35 p.m. when StupidJayLeno get the Tonight Show with StupidJayLeno returns.  Granted it would cut into my ex-imaginary boyfriend, Dave's ratings, but anything to run Leno out of town.  Know'msayin'?

That's what the DVR is for, y'all.