Kanye traded BALD for BOOBIES and ARSE.
By: Cate K.
Seriously? Size JJ-cup for JUMBO.
Meet Kanye West's new squeeze. Shay has two big assets going for her -and they don't include her intelligence and sense of humour. (Is something a but off with one of her eyes?)
The trash-talkin' rapper broke up with Glamzilla girlfriend Amber Rose last month and reportedly paid her a big chunk o'cash (in the seven-figure range) to keep quiet about their relationship.
Kanye and Amber Rose
Now Kanye's gone done and found himself a new gal. The Kenyan-born, British-based Shay is described as a "glamour model", which, if memory serves correct, is what Brits calls the fine gals who appear on Page 3 of The Sun. Oh, and she’s already been in a (rather awful) hip-hop video.
Not only does Shay work with kids (eyeroll), but she insists she hasn't had any extra surgical help with her... assets. (Really? Then how come they stand at attention even when you're lying on your back?)
Kanye and Shay...
Every single report is deeming it necessary to list her measurements (cue male drool at the mention of the double-J cup), though it strikes me that they're probably not quite accurate. Really boys, it’s only a 26-inch waist with Photoshop in the room, and that ain’t sour grapes, either; it’s the general rule for most glamour model photography.
DOUBLE J-CUP? What about that booty? I cuold serve Christmas Dinner on that thang.
Still, good on the ever-fashion-conscious Kanye for choosing someone who is clearly... not thin, but rather, lush, full, and looks like she regularly kills platefuls of chips down at the pub.
Not gonna hate.
Now she’ll be able to eat lots of chips –gold-plated ones. Right?
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July 26th, 2010 - 13:01
Can we say yuck yuck yuck!
July 26th, 2010 - 13:10
Like “gross” or like the Three Stooges? (Hmm…I guess that’s more “nyuk nyuk nyuk”?)
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