Ke$ha is an auto-tuned horseface.

If you smile, you might get a carrot. To EAT, dirty girl. Gyaaah.

I know.  I can't believe I'm writing about this chick, either.  However, after seeing her lame ass on American Idol the other night I must say, she was bloody awful.  (Say that like Simon would.)

This thing called Ke$ha had the nerve to say THIS about Miss Britney Jean Spears:

“I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing. I would never do that to my fans. No offense to her specifically but people have asked me before to mime. I have been up at three in the morning for a television show with jet lag but I refuse to mime. It’s treating people as if they are too stupid to realize you are not actually singing. Sometimes it is hard to sing and dance at the same time but I would rather be off and be real and genuine about it to my fans. I don’t want to treat my fans like they are stupid.”

Hey Ke$ha?  Read THIS.

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April 29, 2009 Urban Word of the Day Pitch correction software specifically for vocals that makes up for a lack of natural singing talent. 90% or more of all "professional" recordings use this software. An extreme example is that horrific Cher song from a few years back, and the Kid Rock song where is voice is all fucked up. Used in moderation it can hardly be heard except by a trained ear. Remember before autotune, when singers could actually sing? or Man, that chick sings so bad not even autotune can fix it.

God, she's stupid. Here's a little "Tik Tok" parody that made me smile.