Now listen. Y'all know I have two grown boys. One of them (guess which one)...at 11 years of age...OH HIS OWN, decided to go a little punk/goth. This was around 2000-2001, I think. It was all the rage for budding rockstars to paint their fingernails black, bleach their hair, then dye the tips with blood red Manic Panic from Hot Topic, right? The amount of AquaNet hairspray we went through was crazy. He grew out of that stage, and now has far so many chicks chasing him that it kind of makes me sick. Oh well.
But Kingston Rossdale. Oi. Gwen. Stop it. You can afford IVF and even Gender Selection if you want a girl that badly (oh, be quiet, you guys). People do it. Ethical or not. I don't care if Kingston ends up on RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 20, I really don't. Just let it be Crybaby's choice, forpitysake. That's gonna be his drag name, bank on it.
Written by: Diva Julia