Lindsay Lohan Has a Warrant for Her Arrest? $100,000 Bail-a-whaaa?
UMMMMMM! Someone's in TROUBLE. Before we get to the matter at hand, which is Lindsay's impending arrest (handcuffs-whaaa?) upon arrival back to Los Angeles, let's discuss THIS:
Okay. Raggedy.
Now. Back to Lindsay getting a new mugshot!
The fact of the matter is, I'm torn when it comes to this 23 year old girl. She's had leeches for parents who have continually used her life as their vehicle for publicity and financial gain. That cannot feel good--and it's been going on for years. Add Dina and Michael Lohan's public bickering, name-calling and constant fame-whoring and that equals a screwed-up girl named Lindsay. (Remember Lindsay has a younger brother, Cody and sister, Ali. Neither one of Lindsay's siblings have had the kind of monetary success she had--in the past--so Dina and Michael don't seem as intent on getting their grubby mitts on their bank accounts. However, these kids will most certainly suffer psychologically from all this dysfunction, if they aren't already.)
ANYway. We'll keep everyone posted on Lindsay's whereabouts today. I hear-tell she never even applied for a replacement passport to come back to the States.
via People.com
"There is no valid excuse [for Lohan not being here], Judge Marsha Revel countered. "If she wanted to be here, she could've been here. She could've come two days early from Cannes. She has a history of not keeping scheduled appointments. She has to take this seriously. I've warned her before."
The judge ordered an arrest warrant for Lohan and set bail at $100,000, although it remains unclear whether authorities will apprehend the starlet on sight after she arrives in L.A. "
Just tellin' ya what I heard. Yikes. This could get really icky.
Written by: Diva Julia












May 20th, 2010 - 12:28
Shes hella frekley.
Grosss.
Id rather listen to boy george than look at this wrinkly over tanned frekley cuntscab. I hope they throw her ass in jail so she can be someones frekle bitch.
HATES FREKLES!!!!
May 20th, 2010 - 12:30
I love you anyway…xoxo j
May 20th, 2010 - 12:32
cuntscab?
May 20th, 2010 - 12:33
Sorry, I should have been more specific, GINGER FRECKLES ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING AND SO ARE GINGERS…and so is boy george.
May 20th, 2010 - 12:34
I soooooo want Lindsay to be taken down at the airport all wild-woman on Cops style. That would be awwwwsome!!
May 20th, 2010 - 12:35
Ok I NEED to know why the hell that dress is like that?!?! It’s really bugging my OCD! Gosh Lohan even your clothes are wacked out!! And LOLz at the freckles….
May 20th, 2010 - 13:04
She obvi tripped on her coke feet and ripped the bottom half of the dress off. Instead of changing clothes, she said fuck it, I like the just-crawled-out-of-a-strip-club-dumpster look.
May 20th, 2010 - 13:06
i think its sad, I think she is an amazing actress, just got some demons to work out. and I think freckles are adorable.
May 20th, 2010 - 13:19
A couple freks are cute, a full body frek on the other hand….not so much.
May 20th, 2010 - 13:29
I have a crapload of “freks”. Someone lied to me when I was little when they said the freks would “go away when I got older”. Never. Happened.
May 20th, 2010 - 16:46
It’s that insta-bake-a-tan. Ugh.
Drunky McSnort, take responsibility, stop being a boring victim, and get on with sh*t. Right now you’re a stereotype.
NEXT.
May 20th, 2010 - 17:55
I was told my “freks” were good luck. Um…..yeah…..I don’t think so.
May 20th, 2010 - 18:09
WHO told you THAT?? Clearly, they are not good luck…for ME anyway.
xoxo j