Lindsay (Milka-Whaaaa?) is Suing E*TRADE

Oh, Lindsay. You Milkaholic, you.

Just because I rarely use Lindsay's surname, doesn't mean everyone else does the same.  Just because I totally think the E*TRADE folks totally were referring to Lindsay in their "Milka-whaaa?" commercial, doesn't mean everyone else does.

Lindsay thinks she's right up there with the likes of Cher, Madonna and Oprah...you know, The One-Named Bitches.  Her attorney had the gall to say:

"Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."

Subliminal??   It was blatant (read: blatantly hilarious).  Personally, I think the Milkaholic should at least get royalties.  Then the E*TRADE folks should re-shoot the ad with Lindsay in place of that little strawberry blond toddler girl in the black dress.  Cha-CHING!

Am I the only one to speak out on Lindsay's behalf?