Miley Cyrus In Bed With Ashton Kutcher (On ‘Two and a Half Men’)
Hey, y'all. I have titties. - M. Cyrus
Ugh. See what I did there? I gave you a completely lame and misleading headline. Yaaaaawwwn. I'm even boring myself when it comes to these two, and I tend to be my own biggest fan. (Not really. I hate everything I write.) Not really. What?
Everyone's favorite hillbilly has landed a spot on no one's everyone's favorite sitcom, Two and a Half Men. I'm cringing at these photo. It's just a bit too pervy. I'm looking at you, CyrusKutcher.
Heeyyyyy!
via Eonline.com
Cyrus makes her Two and a Half Men debut on Thursday, Oct. 17, as Missi, Walden's (Kutcher) friend's daughter, who begins to make him feel old.
And while Missi spends some time with Walden in bed, she's actually a love interest for Jake (Angus T. Jones), who returns home from the army to visit his father Alan (Jon Cryer).
Short-shorts and a bikini top. Formal-wear for the trailer park set!
So Miley plays a little gal named Missy? I think that's close enough to the ultimate in white-trash names, Misty, don't you?
Off I go to read all the hate-comments by chicks named Misty. Wait. That would mean they can read.
Daaaayummm. I'm stunned by my own bitchiness.
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September 25th, 2012 - 15:19
That must be a nightmare scene. I tried watching that show and just found it to be unbearable! I used to like Jon Cryers part, but he became pathetic. the show should be done soon. just my opinion.
September 25th, 2012 - 22:39
oh, jeanbean, no worries, it’s NOT just your opinion, I tried watching an episode…just the one time, and couldn’t stand it; and I was there for Duckie also. My understanding is that Kutcher’s part is no where near as misogynistic as Sheen’s was, but nothing classes up that show. Now they have a ~guest appearance by this girl, yaaawn. I want to meet the people that think that show is good, because I want to hand them their douchebag trophies
September 27th, 2012 - 11:47
Sorry, but I just can’t stand her and will not waste my time on anything with Kutcher. On a side note, there are a lot of Missys and Mistys here in TN and I even went to school with a Misty Dawn. Yes…. *shudder*
September 27th, 2012 - 12:15
HAHAHAAA! “Misty Dawn”. Of COURSE. I almost mentioned that I knew of two kids with the names, “CRYSTAL” and “BLUE” back in high school. Yep. A girl and a boy. Even before the advent of meth, it sounded METHY. (Don’t know if you watch “Breaking Bad” or not; Walt is known for his blue meth — the producers finally used that song in the season finale. Genius.) xoxo j