Naomi Campbell is off the hook for (allegedly?) smacking up her chauffer

"...and I'd do it again, bitches!"

Sounds like Queen Bitch, Naomi Campbell is off the hook for yet another allegation of violence against The Help.

via TimesOnline.uk.co

"...Mr Mejdina [the chauffer] told police that Campbell grew angry after complaining that in the previous incident, he had covered up for her boyfriend. The New York Daily News reported that the man in the earlier incident was Campbell’s current boyfriend, Vlad Doronin, a Russian billionaire. Police did not confirm his identity.

Campbell’s spokesman, Jeff Raymond, said, “There shouldn’t be a rush to judgment. Naomi will co-operate voluntarily, and there is more to the story than meets the eye.”

Uh huh.  So what exactly is the story?  A nice little payday?  Like I said yesterday when I first posted about the latest violent outburst by the thug of the world of modeling, if the average chick decided to pummel her driver (like we bloody have a driver!) we'd be handcuffed and tossed in the backseat of the cruiser--probably with the K-9 Unit keeping a close eye on our ass.  Oh, and let's not forget Ms. Campbell's extensive prior record of violence:

• In 2000, she pleaded guilty to a 1998 assault of assistant Georgina Galanis. She reportedly struck Galanis with a telephone and threatened to throw her from a moving vehicle later that same day. She had her record cleared in exchange for a public expression of remorse, an agreement of attending anger management classes, and paid an undisclosed sum of money.
• In 2005, she slapped assistant Amanda Brack and beat her with a Blackberry device.
• Campbell also allegedly punched an Italian actress in the face at an event for wearing the same dress.
• In 2006, she was arrested for striking a housekeeper with a jewel-encrusted mobile phone.
• Then in 2007, Campbell pleaded guilty to a charge of reckless assault against the housekeeper, served five days community service and attended anger management courses.
• In 2008, Campbell was arrested at Heathrow International Airport in London on suspicion of assaulting a police officer when one of her bags went missing.

I welcome any and all comments, as I always do, on this particular topic.  Let's hear it, y'all.

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