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28Feb/11Off

Oscar 2011 Winners – Full [Boring] List

The Big Four - Christian Bale, Natalie Portman, (foul-mouth) Melissa Leo and Colin Firth

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There's a good reason I'm just now posting any-bloody-thing about last night's Oscars.  I felt as though I was hooked up to a morphine effing DRIP from the boredom of it all.  I literally went into a coma fell asleep directly DURING--not after--the broadcast.

"Young and Hip"?  My fat arse.  Anne Hathaway was a bit of a beautifully dressed dork, and James Franco seemed to have ditched the whole ceremony a quarter of the way through the broadcast for some of his own "Pineapple Express"...know'msayin'?

My favorite part?  Right. Here.  Trent MF-ing Reznor winning for Best Score for The Social Network:

 

BEST PICTURE

The King’s Speech

BEST ACTOR

Colin Firth, The King’s Speech

BEST ACTRESS

Natalie Portman, Black Swan

BEST DIRECTOR

Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech

BEST SONG

“We Belong Together,” Toy Story 3, Randy Newman

BEST EDITING

The Social Network, Angus Wall and Kirk Baxter

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Inception, Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley and Peter Bebb

BEST DOCUMENTARY

Inside Job, Charles Ferguson and Audrey Marrs

BEST LIVE-ACTION SHORT

God of Love, Luke Matheny

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT

Strangers No More, Karen Goodman and Kirk Simon

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Alice in Wonderland, Colleen Atwood

BEST MAKEUP

The Wolfman, Rick Baker and Dave Elsey

BEST SOUND EDITING

Inception, Richard King

BEST SOUND MIXING

Inception, Lora Hirschberg, Gary A. Rizzo, and Ed Novick

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

The Social Network, Trent Reznor [Thank the Lord!] and Atticus Ross

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Christian Bale, The Fighter

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

In a Better World (Denmark)

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

The King’s Speech, Screenplay by David Seidler

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

The Social Network, Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin

BEST ANIMATED FILM

Toy Story 3

BEST ANIMATED SHORT

The Lost Thing, Shaun Tan and Andrew Ruhemann

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Melissa Leo, The Fighter

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Inception, Wally Pfister

BEST ART DIRECTION

Alice in Wonderland, Robert Stromberg, Karen O’Hara

Yes, there were some purrrrdy dresses.  We'll get to that after I steep my head in ice-water for 45 minutes.

Jaaaayzus.

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Written by: Diva Julia