Dipped In Cream
8Mar/103

Oscar Best and Worst Dressed – Wrap-Up

Penelope Cruz in Donna Karan - LOVE it

Demi Moore looks good. Dress by "Mystic Tan" apparently.

Mimoo. Oh Lawd. A padded sweetheart neckline? Whyyyeeeee?

Sarah Jessica Parker in Couture Chanel - The Fancy Equine Stable Collection

Charlize Theron - gown by FTD Florists, obvs.

Kristin Stewart in Pouty Black

Stand up straight, Miley! Great from the corset on down. Dress by Butterface.

Sandra Bullock. Flawless.

Cameron Diaz - Looking GORGEOUS, for once.

The always perfect Helen Mirren

Mo'nique, bitches.

JLo promoting her film "The Back *That Ass* Up Plan". BOOM, y'all.

and for mah gurrls (aka My Gays):

Tom Ford as Tom Ford. Nice lifts and smirk, you hot piece. Gaaaah.

So many of last night's gowns were similar.  The pale, nude tone seemed to be The Color, along with shades of blue (for "Precious", specifically.)  I wasn't blown away by any of them, really, but I do feel Sandra Bullock looked flawless and luminous in her Marchesa gown.  I loved her red lipstick and long, side-parted hair, too. Gorgeous.

The only dude worth mentioning is the always-pretentious hot piece of ass, Tom Ford.  Impeccably dressed, right down to his hidden-heel shoe lifts.  Hey, I'm just tellin' ya what I heard.

I had better hear from y'all about your favorites and/or gag-inducing Oscar moments!

Written by: Diva Julia

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  1. You like Charlize’s dress? The train is reaching up with a “Guess who?!” and grabbing her boobs!
    I thought Hilary Swank looked amazing even if she was all skin – did you see her shoes? Fabulous! Hated Diane Kruger’s dress – awful. Nicole Richie’s Morticia number wasn’t great either.

  2. A: NOOO, I did not care for Charlize’s dress. The floral boobs? Ugh. I’ll go look for Hilary’s (aka The OTHER Horseface) shoes. Her dress was okay…up close it had a figure skater thing going on.

    xoxo j

  3. You’re right about the dress close up – it doesn’t scream sophistication. Hilary’s body did look amazing in it though – and i’ve rarely seen her looking so sexy and pretty.


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