Suri Is Learning to Ride a Bike, While Still Being Carried Around Like a Baby At 6
Suri the infant, being carried by Mom.
I doubt there will come a time when I'm not beating this dead horse called "Suri Must Never Walk". I do hope alla y'all remember this child is SIX years of age. Maybe I'd have better upper body strength if I had carried my kids around until they graduated from high school. (And for those of you shouting at the screen that I emotionally lug my adult sons around--SHUTTY.)
Use your BRAKES and quit scuffing your shoes!
Here we have Katie (no longer Kate!) after calling all paps to snap away at Suri's "normal life" now that they have escaped Tommy Girl's Co$ clutches.
I'm bored, too. You're not the only one.
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David Brighton
Sugardaddy’s Salon
August 26th, 2012 - 20:13
Isn’t she like 15 now? Shouldn’t she have her own jet?
August 26th, 2012 - 20:43
HAHAHAHAAA! Yes, yes she is. I think she’s in middle school now. My back hurts just thinking about lugging her around Manhattan. xoxo j
August 27th, 2012 - 08:11
*puke* I pity this child’s teachers and classmates. I think “learning” to walk and stopping with the baby act needs to take priority. That’s my humble, grumpy opinion. Bless her.