Of course, no one REALLY knows what Adele was saying to Chris Brown last night at the Grammy Awards, but let's all hope that she was reaming him a new one for being utterly disrespectful to Frank Ocean's win by staying seated when everyone else STOOD in appreciation.
I'd really love to believe that Adele had some curt words to say to this asshole, but inasmuch as we also have this photo, it might just be wishful thinking for those of us who don't care for the rude, abusive behavior that Brown continues to work (to his advantage?).
What do you guys think? Oh, and also...let's take a moment to remember something that took place four years ago on Grammy Night, shall we?
Photo on right via TMZ
What a difference four years make, huh? Ugh.
Aside from being gorgeous, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were perfectly hilarious hosting last night's Golden Globe Awards . The fact that they never held back with their biting (read: mean, mean, FUNNY MEAN) shots at well, everyone made me belly-laugh several times throughout the broadcast.
When's the last time awards hosts were THIS good? Yeah, Ricky Gervais had that one funny joke about a drunken Mel Gibson several years ago. Pssssh. Seth MacFarlane? The bar has been raised very high--and you aren't that tall. Good luck hosting The Oscars next month, my friend.
If you missed the smart and snide monologue last night--we have it for you.
I'm STILL bent-in-half laughing at the
torturer James Cameron joke.
Also very funny was Sasha Baron Cohen, who (more than) poked fun at his co-stars in Les Miserables. Oh, and as much as I loathe Anne Hathaway (she's a horse tooth ahead of Paltrow right now on my Loathe List, she IS a good sport when folks publicly mock her dumb ass.
So. Let's get to the full list of Golden Globe winners, shall we?
BEST PICTURE, DRAMA
Life of Pi
Zero Dark Thirty
BEST PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Silver Linings Playbook
Ben Affleck, Argo
Kathryn Bigelow, Zero Dark Thirty
Ang Lee, Life of Pi
Steven Spielberg, Lincoln
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Richard Gere, Arbitrage
John Hawkes, The Sessions
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master
Denzel Washington, Flight
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone
Helen Mirren, Hitchcock
Naomi Watts, The Impossible
Rachel Weisz, The Deep Blue Sea
BEST ACTOR, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Jack Black, Bernie
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Hugh Jackman, Les Miserables
Ewan McGregor, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Bill Murray, Hyde Park on Hudson
BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Emily Blunt, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Judi Dench, Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Maggie Smith, Quartet
Meryl Streep, Hope Springs
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Alan Arkin, Argo
Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, The Master
Sally Field, Lincoln
Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy
Mark Boal, Zero Dark Thirty
Tony Kushner, Lincoln
David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
Chris Terrio, Argo
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Rise of the Guardians
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
A Royal Affair
Rust and Bone
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
Mychael Danna, Life of Pi
Alexandre Desplat, Argo
Dario Marianelli, Anna Karenina
Tom Tywker, Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek, Cloud Atlas
John Williams, Lincoln
BEST ORIGINAL SONG
"For You" Act of Valor
"Not Running Anymore" Stand Up Guys
"Safe and Sound" The Hunger Games
"Suddenly" Les Miserables
Oh, hey...who wants to see Taylor Swift's pinched "I can't believe I didn't WIN"-face when Adele won for her amazing song, "Skyfall"?
I thought so. Snort!!
Did you watch last night?
Rumour Has It. (See what I did there?) Right. Anyway, a rumour is indeed being tossed round that Queen Adele herself will perform "Skyfall" during a shrouded in secrecy tribute to Mr. James Bond's 50th year on the silver screen.
I'll take it once step further: I think it's entirely plausible that the theme from "Skyfall" will be nominated for an Oscar for Best Original Song.
There. I said it...with a proper English accent, as well.
Ooooh...I can't wait for opening night of "Skyfall"! Once every two years or so, my SilverFox husband and I go to the fancy, grown-up VIP theee-ay-terrr, and we'll see Skyfall in a couple of weeks with our dear friends, Dean and Holly!
We have another trailer for you!
Oh yes...and CONGRATS again, to Adele on giving birth to a baby boy!
And the Oscar for Best Song in a Film Goes to...right?
It's being reported that Adele gave birth to a baby boy -- last week!
It is believed the 24-year-old and her boyfriend Simon Konecki became parents last week. The couple announced they were expecting their first child together in June. Adele told fans she was “thrilled” by the prospect of being a mum.
Charity worker Simon, who has a five-year-old daughter with his ex-wife, lives with Adele in Sussex.
The Grammy Award-winning singer's latest single Skyfall - the theme tune to upcoming Bond movie of the same name - debuted two weeks ago.