The Human Centipede Jewelry Line via: Etsy

As you may or may not know, DivaJulia and I are a little obsessed with the movie, The  Human Centipede.  It's more about how insane the movie, and the idea behind it is, rather than the movie itself.  The movie hasn't received cult status just yet, but there have been HC tattoos. You can even get a chew toy for your cat or a nice cheap necklace on Etsy!

Nice tat, Fräulein.

The Human Centipede CAT toy. What? Nothing for a 3-Dog??

However, while we can see the humor in the movie, some people can't. Dutch director, Tom Six said that he expected his movie to divide audiences. "On Facebook people made a fan page for myself and the film," he told the BBC. "Some people say I have to be shot and some people want to sterilise me - and others say I'm the most genius film-maker there is."

Say it with us! "FEEEED HERRRR!" Oh, Dieter Laser.

Well, I don't know about all that.   Tom also suggested that he doesn't take the threats seriously, "I take it all with a blink of the eye, because why would you shoot a film-maker?  I don't really care about it."

There are two more Human Centipede movies in the works so he can look forward to more threats.  This sounds like a good idea for a movie though, don't you think?

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Jaden (The Smug!) Smith

Willow (Baby, I'mma a ROCKSTAR) Smith. She's 9 years old, people.

I think I've made it clear in the past that I do not care for Jaden Smith.  He presents himself as a smug, spoiled brat, and I think his parents encourage his childish elitism.  Now we have little sister, Willow, who appears to think she's Rihanna.  And, why may I ask, is this little girl signing autographs in London?  Because she made a cameo in a movie one of her dad's films?

Here's the thing.  I did allow my son Hunter to "express himself" when he was in 5th and 6th grade.  We went through the bleached, spikey hair, black nailpolish, and even...wait for it...tiny butterfly clips.  Yeah.  I know.  Hunter got so much sh*t from every teacher--except his OWN teacher, the wonderful Mrs. Waterman, for wearing those clips.  So naturally, being the hot-head that I was (ahem), I had to make a stink about the other small-minded teachers who kept complaining about my kid's HAIR.  Say it with me:  "Ahhh, HELLLL NAAAWW!"  I gotta give it to the Principal, though.  She was great and agreed that the teachers who said Hunter's hair was "distracting" were full of crap, (my words) and being sexist, thus allowing him to do whatever he wanted with his hair.

Take a gander, won't you?  (Again.  Thank the Lawd that Hunter doesn't read Mama's blog...he'd kill me.)

Ahhh, yes. Hunter's 10th birthday party.

and...

Hunter as Billy Idol - HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Hunter, age 12 1/2. What a difference 18 months made.

And...Hunter now.

So, I do believe in letting kids express themselves, apparently.  I just don't don't care for smug, bratty Hollywood kids as a rule.  (Clearly, the Jolie-Pitt clan are not included in this rant.  Just look at Chaz Shiloh!)

Jeez.  Leave to Dina Lohan Mama to turn this into a Hunter post.

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We GET it, Katie. You're a MOM! Put Stinkfoot DOWN already!

Oh forpitysake.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Katie Holmes has been cast and is working on a mini-series  about Jackie Kennedy-Onassis.  Honk shoooo.  The mini-series will be under scrutiny, both for Katie's wardrobe and whether or not she duplicate Jackie's odd manner of "whisper-speak".  Nothing else will matter.  (Aside from a really bad performance?)

What I'd really like to address, though,  the issue of FOUR YEAR OLD Suri, who wears high heels and red lipstick at times, but yet is carted about in the arms of her parents in the heat of summer, wrapped up in her one-time use Little Giraffe blankets at ALL TIMES.  I actually picture a giant-sized Kleenex box filled with these $90.00 blankets for each day's use.  Some are snowy white, some are baby pink...depending on Suri's demands.  Cray cray.  It's not as if Katie and Suri don't have a crap-load of  He Man bodyguards surrounding them, and lest we forget, Katie and Suri are clearly on set of this (possibly eye-rollingly bad) mini-series.

Spoiled Little Brat.

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STILL FUNNY.

Dave gave a pretty durn hilarious Top Ten the other night for Larry King's retirement. Watch it, then we'll chat...
via CBS/HuffPo:

Ohmygyaaaah...the e-coli flubs. Hilarious!

Some people (pssssh!) have their panties in a wad because Dave mocked Larry and his um, philandering ways. So what? I think it makes Dave more fearless. Oh, and you know what? Dave's own indiscretion(s) -- again, thankyouverymuch, Tiger Woods -- irritated me at first, sure.  But it didn't seem to hurt his career any (Leno's, aka Lowest Common Denominator,  ratings are far lower than CONAN'S were, by the by), at least in the long-term.

I'm a complete hypocrite at times (NO!).  But at least I admit it.  Team Dave.  ALWAYS Team Dave.

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I love this photo...Happy Birthday, Linds!

You know, no one could make up the kind of crap Lindsay always seems to find herself in--like getting punched by a waitress last night, while she was hanging out with that other idiot Doug Reinhardt (I seriously don't even know or CARE about this dude.  I just know he was always photographed kissing/fighting with Paris Hilton while they begged for attention from the paps.).

AnyHOOKER.  Lindsay Tweeted to the world about the altercation:

I just love how nothing is EVER Lindsay's fault.  NOTHING.  She's always being "set up".  Everyone is always trying to make her look bad -- it's never LINDSAY'S bad behavior.  I realize I went OFF last week about how we all know people like Lindsay.  Remember the Word of the Day--ENTITLEMENTARIANISM?

Y'all heard about the big, set-up to make Lindsay look bad photoshoot that was shown on BRAVO's series Double Exposure, right?  You know, where Lindsay showed up 11 hours late, looking haggard/wasted and making squinchy faces at the dirty stripper pole? (Like she hasn't had worse things inside her body...c'mon Lindsay.)  Naturally, Lindsay claims BRAVO executives intentionally gave her the wrong time so she would be late.  The crazy thing is for anyone to even think Lindsay could be ANYWHERE at 10:00 a.m. without an attorney dragging her flat ass to court the location.  So maybe, in Lindsay's mind, it WAS a set up!   How DARE they think she could get on the pole at the hour!

Oh, and I love this quote by the photographer on Double Exposure:

"I literally need to think of myself as a wildlife photographer.. There's almost a danger element to her presence," said a photographer. "You never know what's gonna happen in the next two and a half seconds.  Is she gonna bite you?

That was quite possibly the biggest compliment EVER given to Lindsay.  She's getting it tattooed on her scabby, clear skin as we speak.

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King James? Hurry the eff UP!

Where does LeBron want to play next season?   How about this ....

Lebron is enjoying every second of being the top free agent of all time.   He'll turn his back on the fans in Cleveland where he never delivered a title,and possibly wind up in a bigger city with a bigger basketball market.   Depending on where  heart really is, he may end up winning it all next year in Chicago.   Or he'll wind up in New York to try and save a suffering franchise with his own two hands.   Either way, dude is soaking it up in the sports world limelight, stealing the spotlight even during a great NBA Finals series.   Seriously, going on Larry King Live to chit-chat about being the biggest free agent in years, immediately following his own early exit from the playoffs (again).  Who does that?  Oh, and until Lebron makes a decision, absolutely no other player or team will make a move, therefor making it the LBA.

So should Bron-Bron stay in Cleveland and reward the city that supported him and bent over backwards for seven years trying to appease him?   Or should he hop over to a bigger city and let the takeover continue?

Either way, Lebron needs to hurry up.  There are other players and teams who need to make moves.

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"Brittle Bone Disease is the new anorexia. I'm SO ahead of the curve." - Paltrow

So.  The blonde bitch who sets my hair on fire with utter revulsion seems to have a case of the brittle bone disease. Maybe it's that Maple Syrup diet and the 24/7 cleansing and that are making your bones collapse in on themselves, Paltrow.  Or maybe it's that you are the personification of smug pretentiousness.  (I'm not quite sure, so I'm calling Sally Field later in the day for a clear answer.)

Hey, remember Paltrow's self-important interview with Vogue magazine a couple months back? Let's revisit her blathering  for a moment, shall we?

"Oh yes, I can be mean. I can cave in to gossip. I can ice people out and I can definitely harbour revenge. In fact, I'm having a situation right now with a friend where I'm feeling pretty angry..."

Really? Paltrow?  "Icy and vengeful?" Jesus H.  Stating the obvious is clearly Paltrow's side-job.

I came across a fantastic quote from the gorgeous, naughty, world-traveling chef Anthony-effing-Bourdain with regard to The One Whom I Loathe:

Why, yes. I WOULD like a bite.

"Bourdain was quick to poke fun at Batali’s PBS series, ‘Spain… On the Road Again,’ which features the chef and Gwyneth Paltrow on a culinary tour of Spain – but he had a bone to pick with Batali’s A-list co-star. “Why would you go to Spain with the one bitch who refuses to eat ham?”

Snips.

Perfection.  Did any of you see that series?  I lasted about 10 minutes, all the while LITERALLY screaming at the TV.  I'm not a fan of Batali and his pompous, orange Croc-wearing fat ass.   So when I saw that these two priggish, self-satisfied a-holes were together, looking down their noses at every single viewer because, after all, we couldn't possibly understand the lovely nuances of "their Spain", I did myself a favor and turned the gotdamn TV off.  (Or changed the channel to something more appropriate for the great, unwashed masses.)

Hey, Paltrow? Drink a huge glass of milk with a lovely grilled cheese, you idiot.  For someone who "claims" to be so knowledgeable about health and nutrition and writes about this shit on her GOOP blog, this calls for the "define irony" quote.

Thanks, Annette.

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Jerry Seinfeld, "Why do we give the FINGER? Why not the TOE?"

That's some major Side-Eye Jerry's givin'.

Jerry Seinfeld is being metaphorically stoned for being pissed off at Lady Gaga's behavior during a Met's home game the other night.  I'm not throwing anything at Jerry, but I'm gonna throw some shade at Gaga.

Think about it.  You pay an exorbitant amount of money for a private box for season tickets to your favorite team.  Another celebrity misbehaves (i.e. wearing underwear and a baseball jersey, proceed to get drunk....blah blah blah...you know the rest from Brittani's post earlier, yes?)

via ESPNNewYork.com

"I don't understand how this is good for her, but I'm sure she understands her milieu better than I ever could,"  Seinfeld said in an interview on New York radio station WFAN, according to ESPNNewYork.com.

The comedian said he can't believe Mets officials put Gaga in his unoccupied private box without his permission after she flipped off photographers taking pictures of her in the box seats at Citi Field on July 10. "You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we're living in now?"  Seinfeld joked.

ANYthe-world-revolves-around-ONLY-me.

Here are a few definitions of a word that should be used a bit more these days.

via People's Dictionary, Definition of Entitlementarianism

1.  The belief or perception by an individual or group that they have legitimate entitlement or pre-ownership over some thing, circumstance, event or issue that may affect them or others.

2.  The notion of rights to things as a direct benefit of birth.

via Urban Dictionary, Definition of Entitlement Bitch:

Think about the people in your lives.  Do you have individuals--who you probably love--who simply cannot understand how their behavior or outlook on life is purely and selfishly incredibly misguided?  I am finding Lady Gaga's actions over the weekend altogether too familiar on occasion in my life.  (Except that Gaga basically got away with her crap.)  I assume I'm not the only one who feels embarrassed or angry with regard to being stuck at the wrong end of an incident involving one of the Entitlement Bitches.  Am I?

Tell me your stories.   WHY is it always All. About. THEM?

I'm exhausted.

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Oh brother, Miley.

Oh, so demure.

And yes.  If Miley keeps wearing rejects from Vivian Ward's  ( Julia Roberts' hooker in Pretty Woman) pile of dirty clothes on the bathroom floor, I'm going to continue to prove my point:

Julia Roberts as hooker, Vivian Ward. AGAIN.

Even as a Hollywood hooker, Julia Roberts managed to look a little less trashy than Miley performing on Canada's Much Music Video Awards.   Having said that, I have NOT gone back on how I feel about the inappropriate photo pink pig posted last week on Twitter.  Still. Wrong.

I just wish that Miley had better taste in stage clothing.  Sexy is one thing...ugly is quite another.

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The 2010 Teen Choice Awards nominations were announced today.  The show will air August 9 and will be hosted by Katy Perry. You can start voting today for your favorite picks at teenchoiceawards.com, if you're so inclined.  You'll need a good nap after reading this enormous list...it's cuh-raaaazy.

Check out the 2010 Teen Choice Awards Nominees below:

MOVIES

Choice Movie: Action Adventure

“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
“Kick-Ass”
“Robin Hood”
“Sherlock Holmes”
“The Losers”

Choice Movie Actor: Action Adventure

Nicolas Cage, “Kick-Ass”
Russell Crowe, “Robin Hood”
Matt Damon, “Green Zone”
Robert Downey Jr., “Sherlock Holmes”
Channing Tatum, “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”

Choice Movie Actress: Action Adventure

Cate Blanchett, “Robin Hood”
Mila Kunis, “The Book of Eli”
Rachel McAdams, “Sherlock Holmes”
Sienna Miller, “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
Zoë Saldana, “The Losers”

Choice Movie: Sci-Fi

“2012”
“Avatar”
“District 9”
“Iron Man 2”
“The Time Traveler’s Wife”

Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi

Sharlto Copley, “District 9”
John Cusack, “2012”
Robert Downey Jr., “Iron Man 2”
Jude Law, “Repo Men”
Sam Worthington, “Avatar”

Choice Movie Actress: Sci-Fi

Scarlett Johansson, “Iron Man 2”
Rachel McAdams, “The Time Traveler’s Wife”
Gwyneth Paltrow, “Iron Man 2”
Amanda Peet, “2010”
Zoë Saldana, “Avatar”

Choice Movie: Fantasy

“Alice in Wonderland”
“Clash of the Titans”
“Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”
“Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time”
“The Twilight Saga: New Moon”

Choice Movie Actor: Fantasy

Johnny Depp, “Alice in Wonderland”
Jake Gyllenhaal, “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time”
Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Sam Worthington, “Clash of the Titans”

Choice Movie Actress: Fantasy

Gemma Arterton, “Clash of the Titans” / “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time”
Rosario Dawson, “Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief”
Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Mia Wasikowska, “Alice in Wonderland”
Emma Watson, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”

Choice Movie: Drama

“The Blind Side”
“Dear John”
“The Last Song”
“Remember Me”
“The Runaways”

Choice Movie Actor: Drama

Jake Gyllenhaal, “Brothers”
Tobey Maguire, “Brothers”
Robert Pattinson, “Remember Me”
Jeremy Renner, “The Hurt Locker”
Channing Tatum, “Dear John”

Choice Movie Actress: Drama

Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side”
Miley Cyrus, “The Last Song”
Dakota Fanning, “The Runaways”
Amanda Seyfried, “Dear John”
Kristen Stewart, “The Runaways”

Choice Movie: Romantic Comedy

“The Back-up Plan”
“Just Wright”
“Letters to Juliet”
“The Proposal”
“Valentine’s Day”

Choice Movie Actor: Romantic Comedy

Gerard Butler, “The Ugly Truth” / “The Bounty Hunter”
Josh Duhamel, “When in Rome”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “(500) Days of Summer”
Ashton Kutcher, “Valentine’s Day”
Ryan Reynolds, “The Proposal”

Choice Movie Actress: Romantic Comedy

Kristen Bell, “When in Rome”
Sandra Bullock, “The Proposal”
Queen Latifah, “Valentine’s Day” / “Just Wright”
Jennifer Lopez, “The Back-up Plan”
Amanda Seyfried, “Letters to Juliet”

Choice Movie: Comedy

“Date Night”
“Get Him to the Greek”
“Hot Tub Time Machine”
“Killers”
“She’s Out of My League”

Choice Movie Actor: Comedy

Russell Brand, “Get Him to the Greek”
Steve Carell, “Date Night”
Jonah Hill, “Get Him to the Greek”
Ashton Kutcher, “Killers”
Chris Rock, “Death at a Funeral”

Choice Movie Actress: Comedy

Kristen Bell, “Couples Retreat”
Lizzy Caplan, “Hot Tub Time Machine”
Tina Fey, “Date Night”
Zoë Saldana, “Death at a Funeral”
Emma Stone, “Zombieland”

Choice Movie: Horror/Thriller

“A Nightmare on Elm Street”
“Paranormal Activity”
“Shutter Island”
“Splice”
“The Stepfather”

Choice Movie Actor: Horror/Thriller

Penn Badgley, “The Stepfather”
Adam Brody, “Jennifer’s Body”
Leonardo DiCaprio, “Shutter Island”
Jackie Earle Haley, “A Nightmare on Elm Street”
Micah Sloat, “Paranormal Activity”

Choice Movie Actress: Horror/Thriller

Katie Cassidy, “Nightmare on Elm Street”
Megan Fox, “Jennifer’s Body”
Audrina Patridge, “Sorority Row”
Michelle Williams, “Shutter Island”
Rumer Willis, “Sorority Row”

Choice Movie: Animated

“How to Train Your Dragon”
“Marmaduke”
“The Princess and the Frog”
“Shrek Forever After”
“Toy Story 3”

Choice Movie: Villain

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
Stephen Lang, “Avatar”
Rachelle Lefevre, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse, “Kick-Ass”
Mickey Rourke, “Iron Man 2”

Choice Movie: Dance

Sandra Bullock and Betty White, “The Proposal”
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, “The Last Song”
Robert Downey Jr., “Iron Man 2”
Tina Fey and Steve Carell, “Date Night”
Michael Jackson, “This Is It”

TELEVISION

Choice TV Show: Drama

“90210”

“Gossip Girl”
“Grey’s Anatomy”
“House”
“The Secret Life of the American Teenager”

Choice TV Actor: Drama

Penn Badgley, “Gossip Girl”
Ken Baumann, “The Secret Life of the American Teenager”
Chace Crawford, “Gossip Girl”
Daren Kagasoff, “The Secret Life of the American Teenager”
Tristan Wilds, “90210”

Choice TV Actress: Drama

Sophia Bush, “One Tree Hill”
Blake Lively, “Gossip Girl”
Leighton Meester, “Gossip Girl”
Olivia Wilde, “House”
Shailene Woodley, “The Secret Life of the American Teenager”

Choice TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi

“Fringe”
“Lost”
“Smallville”
“Supernatural”
“The Vampire Diaries”

Choice TV Actor: Fantasy/Sci-Fi

Josh Holloway, “Lost”
Joshua Jackson, “Fringe”
Ryan Kwanten, “True Blood”
Tom Welling, “Smallville”
Paul Wesley, “The Vampire Diaries”

Choice TV Actress: Fantasy/Sci-Fi

Nina Dobrev, “The Vampire Diaries”
Evangeline Lilly, “Lost”
Hayden Panettiere, “Heroes”
Anna Paquin, “True Blood”
Anna Torv, “Fringe”

Choice TV Show: Action

“24”
“Burn Notice”
“Chuck”
“Human Target”
“NCIS: Los Angeles”

Choice TV Actor: Action

Jeffrey Donovan, “Burn Notice”
Zachary Levi, “Chuck”
LL Cool J, “NCIS: Los Angeles”
Kiefer Sutherland, “24”
Mark Valley, “Human Target”

Choice TV Actress: Action

Gabrielle Anwar, “Burn Notice”
Mary Lynn Rajskub, “24”
Daniela Ruah, “NCIS: Los Angeles”
Katee Sackhoff, “24”
Yvonne Strahovski, “Chuck”

Choice TV Show: Comedy

“The Big Bang Theory”
“Glee”
“Modern Family”
“Sonny with a Chance”
“Wizards of Waverly Place”

Choice TV Actor: Comedy

Steve Carell, “The Office”
Jonas Brothers, “JONAS”
Sterling Knight, “Sonny with a Chance”
Cory Monteith, “Glee”
Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory”

Choice TV Actress: Comedy

Miranda Cosgrove, “iCarly”
Kaley Cuoco, “The Big Bang Theory”
Selena Gomez, “Wizards of Waverly Place”
Demi Lovato, “Sonny with a Chance”
Lea Michele, “Glee”

Choice TV: Animated Show

“American Dad”
“The Cleveland Show”
“Family Guy”
“South Park”
“Star Wars: The Clone Wars”

Choice TV: Reality Show

“The Hills”
“Jersey Shore”
“Keeping Up with the Kardashians”
“The Price of Beauty”
“Taking The Stage”

Choice TV: Reality Competition Show

“American Idol”
“America’s Next Top Model”
“Dancing with the Stars”
“Project Runway”
“Randy Jackson Presents: America’s Best Dance Crew”

Choice TV: Male Reality/Variety Star

Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio, “Jersey Shore”
Lee DeWyze, “American Idol”
Brody Jenner, “The Hills”
Bret Michaels, “Celebrity Apprentice”
Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino, “Jersey Shore”

Choice TV: Female Reality/Variety Star

Crystal Bowersox, “American Idol”
Kristin Cavallari, “The Hills”
Lauren Conrad, “The Hills”
The Kardashians, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, “Jersey Shore”

Choice TV: Villain

Russell Hantz, “Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains”
Jane Lynch, “Glee”
Terry O’Quinn, “Lost”
Ian Somerhalder, “The Vampire Diaries”
Ed Westwick, “Gossip Girl”

MUSIC

Choice Music: Male Artist

Justin Bieber
Jason Derulo
Drake
Adam Lambert
Usher

Choice Music: Female Artist

Miley Cyrus
Ke$ha
Lady Gaga
Shakira
Taylor Swift

Choice Music: Group

The Black Eyed Peas
“Glee” Cast
Selena Gomez & The Scene
New Boyz
Young Money

Choice Music: Rap Artist

Drake
Eminem
Jay-Z
Ludacris
Pit Bull

Choice Music: R&B Artist

Beyoncé
Alicia Keys
Rihanna
Trey Songz
Usher

Choice Music: Rock Group

Kings of Leon
MGMT
Muse
Paramore
Train

Choice Music: Male Country Artist

Luke Bryan
Kenny Chesney
Brad Paisley
Darius Rucker
Keith Urban

Choice Music: Female Country Artist

Miranda Lambert
Martina McBride
Taylor Swift
Carrie Underwood
Gretchen Wilson

Choice Music: Country Group

Gloriana
Lady Antebellum
Rascal Flatts
Sugarland
Zac Brown Band

SPORTS

Choice Athlete: Male

David Beckham (Soccer)
Drew Brees (Football)
LeBron James (Basketball)
Apolo Anton Ohno (Speedskating)
Albert Pujols (Baseball)

Choice Athlete: Female

Candace Parker (Basketball)
Danica Patrick (Auto Racing)
Misty May Treanor (Volleyball)
Lindsey Vonn (Skiing)
Serena Williams (Tennis)

Choice Action Sports Athlete: Male

Travis Pastrana (Motocross)
Kevin Pearce (Snowboarding)
Ryan Sheckler (Skateboarding)
Kelly Slater (Surfing)
Shaun White (Snowboarding)

Choice Action Sports Athlete: Female

Torah Bright (Snowboarding)
Sarah Burke (Skiing)
Ashley Fiolek (Motocross)
Maya Gabeira (Surfing)
Hannah Teter (Snowboarding)

OTHER

Choice Comedian

Aziz Ansari
Ellen DeGeneres
Jimmy Fallon
Chelsea Handler

I'm exhausted just posting this list.  Could there BE more categories and nominees, forpitysake??  Gyaaaaah!

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