Happy Birthday Matthew and Gunnar Nelson – ‘Those Chicks Look Like Dudes’
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Oh, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson. Look at you in your fancy Mom Jeans (that's jealousy talkin' right there) and long, luxurious blond hair. WEN Haircare System wasn't even a twinkle in Chaz Deans's special place back when these twins tortured us with their perfect Rapunzelness.
And to quote my favorite pop cultured erudite, Butthead, "Those chicks look like dudes."
Come to Butthead.
So yeah. Happy 45th birthday, you twin butt-munches.
Written by: Diva Julia
Mike Judge is HOT on David Letterman – Seriously (Video)
"Hey, Baby..."
Okay, this is sorta for the dudes out there. If you're to the point of being nearly bald because of age, inheriting unfortunate genes, WHATEVER...shave your gotdamn head. Case in point: The Genius that IS Mike Judge, creator of Beavis and Butthead (and hallelujerrrr, the best animated show on TV is back, forpitysake). Take a look at this dude. When he walked out onto Dave's stage last night, I'm pretty sure the whole block heard me squeal, "I say, GOTDAAAYUM!". (Except for the SilverFox asleep next to me and the one-eyed boxer, who snore in harmony.)
Watch Mike perform a tender live performance of Beavis and Butthead for Dave last night. I'm sure it'll bring a tear to your eye...
Seriously, you guys. Those twinkly blue eyes??
"Check it out. Mike's smoldering. Huh huh...huh huh huh."
Now go shave that head. Chicks dig it. Oh, and make us laugh, too. You might get lucky.
Written by: Diva Julia
‘Beavis and Butthead’ are BACK on MTV! (VIDEO)
...aaaand I'm in HEAVEN!!
Just the sound of their voices makes me wistful. That's right. Beavis and Butthead are back. Hallelujurrrrr!!!
The genius that is Mike Judge, creator of Beavis and Butthead revealed today at SDCC that he decided to bring back the show to MTV because "TV was as getting too smart." Judge also mentioned that he's "been writing things down over the years, thinking "I wish I was still doing Beavis & Butthead."
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Oh, Dear Baby Jesus. Thank you for telling Mike Judge to get back to work on this classic of all classics!!
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Justin Bieber Got a HAIRCUT–SMELLING SALTS! QUICKLY!
He looks purrrrrdy.
Photo via TMZ.com
Our baby's growin' UP, y'all!! Looky! Justy's gettin' a jawline and everything!!
via PopEater:
Bieber's regular stylist Rachel did the cut. And though he was initially nervous about snipping his locks, Bieber admitted he "wanted to change it up" and once complete, that it was "kind of a mature look."
SUPERRRRR BOY! via: Rolling Stone
Yep, he's a big ol' hairy MAN now...see? But really, all I can see on that cover is that Beavis and Butthead are returning!!!
Huh huh. Huh huh....
But, guess what? The Biebs is growing on me. Sssshhhh. Don't tell anyone.
Written by: Diva Julia
Happy Birthday, Steve Perry! (VIDEO)
Wait. Steve Perry is HOW old??
I guess since we really haven't seen hide nor mullet of Steve Perry, I have a picture of him in my 21 year old (in my own) head that still looks like that one up yonder. The dude is 62 years old. Whaaaaa? That's crazy.
Sit through the Milli Vanilli for a second here...
No disrespect, y'all. I saw the real Journey back in the early 80's four times...and always had to sit through Bryan Adams as the opener, so don't EVEN. But this video. "Uhhhh....this is HORRIBLE". Hilarious.
Here's my favorite Journey song...oh, 1983.
Man, this is still my favorite Journey album.
Written by: Diva Julia
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