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Guess who’s lending her strong moral support to Mel Gibson? It’s BRITNEY, Bitch.

Diva Julia — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:54:35 +0000

By: Cate K.

Be careful, Brit.

Yes, Miss-I-Am-So-A-Fit-Mother-Y'All! -Britney Spears.

My first reaction: WHAT?

My second: I need another rum coco.

PoorBritney.com

Apparently Ms. Spears never forgot the kindness shown to her by Mel when she went bonkers and shaved her head hit a lowpoint. According to reports, the 54-year-old disgraced Oscar-winner has been “pouring his heart out” to the poptart and fears his career may be over.

Gross Gibson

Brit’s buddy told In Touch Weekly that ““They speak on the phone all the time, usually late at night", and that his initial attempts at getting in her knickers reaching out to her all those years ago shows “what a loving and wonderful man he is.” Awwww. My heart’s all aflutter with this lovely display of kindness. Or not.

Dearest Britney, I believe you once sang an annoyingly cute little ditty called “Toxic”. Guess what? It isn’t so cute anymore. It could (shudder) be your life.

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Guess what? Lindsay Lohan looks HOT in German GQ, thanks to PHOTOS by Ellen von Unwerth

Diva Julia — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 11:49:07 +0000

I'm coveting that swimsuit..for reals.

Don't even hate. Linds is one hot bitch.

Hot. The End.

As a professional photographer (in case I haven't tooted that loud horn of mine lately), I really appreciate the beauty and heat and sexiness of these photos by acclaimed badass former model turned-photographer Ellen von Unwerth. I've admired (understatement) her work for years. She's edgy--yeah, that word is completely over-used at this point, but she is the personification of EDGE. Sexy edge.

Hmmmm...this is turning into a post about Ellen von Unwerth instead. That's fine with me, actually. I don't feel like getting into Lindsay's legal crap right now. I just want to bring more attention to this utterly fantastic photographer.

All photos by Ellen von Unwerth:

Lady Gaga in 2009 in OUT Magazine

Britney Jean Spears looking effing GORGEOUS

Christina Aguilera times two...

Rihanna's "Rated R" album cover

Ellen's fashion editorial work is sexual and controversial...and who doesn't love that concept?

"Revenge - The Garden" by Ellen von Unwerth

Oh, how I would love to job-shadow Ellen; for about a year....

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Britney Jean Spears! The Face vs. The Tube Socks.

Diva Julia — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 20:03:14 +0000

WHAT the GDhell is Brit-Brit WEARING?

Everyone else is flipping out about Brit's facial expression here...to me, though, it's all about the TUBE SOCKS. For all we know, Brit was just tryin' to be funny with the face. (Okay, probably not...) But nevertheirregardless. Tube socks, you guys...

Wearing tube socks is no way to get your clothing line at Kohl's off and running. Wait. Maybe it is. What do I know?

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Britney Spears “loves lace and leather” – New Kohl’s Collection 2010 (VIDEO!)

Diva Julia — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:43:57 +0000

You KNOW Babygirl got some Plumber's Crack goin' on. Just another reason we love her!

Oh, that little babydoll voice, y'all. Who can resist our Brit-Brit? No one, that's who!

Here's Brit's video-like commercial for her 2010 Collection at Kohl's:

Awwwww....

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Britney Spears learns how to pump GAS, y’all!

Diva Julia — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:58:58 +0000

So many captions, so little time...

Photo: MOB/Flynet

"Y'all! That smells gooooood!"

"And so ahh put the big, long thingy in that hole? OH! It's just laack...(giggle!)"

"Ahh want mah new purrrfume ta smell lack this, y'all!"

Looks like our girl was a-learnin' how to pump her own gas this weekend in Brentwood, California with the help of her babysitter boyfriend, Jason Trainwreck Trawick.

Oh, Brit-Brit. We love yeeew.

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Britney Spears – ‘Telephone’ Demo – FULL LENGTH

Diva Julia — Mon, 03 May 2010 02:11:09 +0000

Brit's new Candies campaign - Photo: BritneySpears.com

Gaga in "Telephone" video

So y'all know that Lady Gaga submitted "Telephone" to Brit-Brit for her "Circus" cd, right? No? Oh, yes she did. And babygirl recorded it. Listen up. I actually like it...it has a different vibe. I think a good song is a good song, know'msayin'?

I actually love the harmonies on the chorus. REALLY love it, in fact.

For good, juicy and hilarious news on Britney...and ONLY Britney, please check out this sweet website: poorbritney.com ! Love it!!

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I’m already in line at KFC for the “Double Down”!

Diva Julia — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:00:10 +0000

Oh. My. Goodness.

Cue CNN's video-clip of headless, obese Americans waddling down city streets...while presumably nice and full from the deliciousness of the soon-to-be-known as The Double Down from KFC. Look closely. There is no bread here. It's two pieces of fried chicken where the bread should be--with bacon, cheese and sauce (of some sort) inside. Oddly enough, this sammy isn't all that GOOD for us! Whaaa??

via consumerist.com

"The sandwich will be available in two forms. The Original Recipe sandwich will set you back about 540 calories, 32g of fat and 1380mg of sodium. The not-as-bad-for-you Grilled Double Down totals 460 calories, 23g of fat and 1430mg of sodium."

Why on earth would anyone order the Grilled version? Insanity, I tell ya.

I wonder if this is what they're serving in hell?

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Britney Spears has some stuff no one should know about. Like Ever. Oh, and new Candies ads!

Diva Julia — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:13:32 +0000

Wow. She looks tremendous. Who IS that?

No, really. Who IS that chick? She's supercute.

I'm only gonna ask ONE MORE TIME. Who the heck IS the darling girl?

Man, I'm funny (in my own head).

You know what? It's just fine with me that Britney has crap (aka cryptic information) that needs to be hidden away in a hole in the backyard of a trailer park in Malibu, where Pam Anderson is the (ahem) property manager. Can y'all even imagine having your kids' medical information up for grabs? What about your own psychiatric records? Never mind that I pretty much grab the proverbial internet megaphone and blab my sh!t, but that's another story.

Britney has something that we don't need to read about. The End.

via TMZ.com

Lawyers for Britney Spears' conservatorship have made their move to keep confidential "critical information" about Britney and her children.
The information is so sensitive the lawyers note on the open market "The possibility of such enormous profits presents a substantial risk that Ms. Spears' most confidential medical and personal information will be disclosed."

So the attorneys want the sensitive info about Britney, Sean Preston and Jayden James sealed, and stat.

Still. It makes me wonder. I KNOW. I'm just as bad as the rest of the trailer park.

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Britney Jean Spears! You cannot go OUT looking like that — especially to the Target!

Diva Julia — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 23:59:54 +0000

Jesus wept. Again.

Lookie y'all! Cooter and Misty are out and about to do some fancy-shoppin' down at the Target in the CAL-a-basuss on a Sunday morn.

GotDAMNIT, I love Britney (almost) as much as the next gal, but forpitySAKE. I'd love to think these two dressed this way on purpose so as not to be reccanized, but I fear that wasn't the case.

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Britney Spears Entourage in a Convoy to Emergency Room in Los Angeles

Diva Julia — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:43:39 +0000

Brit Lightin' Up.

X17Online is reporting that Britney and a "convoy" were seen traveling to the emergency room moments ago.

"...photographers spotted Britney being driven by her bodyguard as she sat in the passenger seat, followed by another two cars.

Britney's children were not seen in the car with her, but it's possible they could be the reason for her trip to the hospital.

UPDATE: Photogs say that Britney walked into the children's wing of the hospital. We have pix coming soon...

UPDATE 2: Britney arrived at UCLA Medical Center's Mattel Children's Hospital
with two cars following her and a police escort which was pre-planned. The caravan of cars didn't appear to be moving in a way that would suggest there was an emergency. The whole thing started around noon PT today when the three cars left Spears' Calabasas home, heading for Westwood."

I hope Brit's boys are okay. Odd that they went directly to the ER, but maybe that's how it's done sometimes when you're a celeb? Jayden was rushed to the hospital back in 2008 after suffering a seizure...fingers crossed it's unrelated to that episode.

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