Craig Ferguson and Mrs. F expecting a baby!! Holy Crackers!
I can't wait for all the little tidbits "Cdreeeeg Faaaairguson" (that's my attempt at a Scottish accent) will be spilling during his wife's pregnancy! This is lovely news...
via EW.com
"Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson and wife Megan Wallace will welcome their first child this winter, People reports. “Holy crackers! Mrs F is pregnant. How did that happen?” Ferguson Tweeted. “Oh yea I know how. Another Ferguson arrives in 2011. The world trembles.” Ferguson has another son, 9-year-old Milo Hamish, from a previous marriage. Ferguson and Wallace have been married since 2008."
This is very exciting! Congrats!
Written by: Diva Julia
Cristiano Ronaldo is a single father! Novo Pai!
By: Brittani ~ The Girl You Want
Cristiano Ronaldo, you are the father!
Portugal may have been ousted by Spain in the World Cup, but Cristiano still has something to celebrate. He's a new dad! Cristiano announced the news via Twitter and Facebook saying, "It is with great joy and emotion that I inform that I have recently become father to a baby boy."
Many thought this was a joke, or that his accounts had been hacked, but Cristiano's publicist released a formal statement to People saying , "It is all true, but we don't want to say anymore." The news of the baby completely came out of nowhere, but Cristiano and his people were trying to keep things under wraps. "No further information will be provided on the subject and I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy, at least on issues as personal as these are."
Then this : A Portuguese newspaper is reporting that Cristiano paid a surrogate to have his child. The baby was conceived at the end of last summer when he was visiting San Diego. Cristiano did spend time in the U.S. on vacation last year. While Cristiano isn't talking, his sister Katia is. (Blabbermouth sister!) Katia said that he was "very happy about becoming a father" and that the baby looked like him, with brown eyes and hair. Katia also that he would reveal the name of his son when he returned back to Madrid. His girlfriend, a Russian Supermodel Irina Shayk said on her Facebook page that "My boyfriend is now the father of a boy." Okay, this was all great before, but now this is getting weird.
No word on who the mother is, she is American. Ronaldo added, "As agreed with the baby's mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship."
Well, congrats to Cristiano. This is the first child for the 25 year old soccer star. I wonder if his new boy will follow in his soccer football footsteps.
By the way--the baby boy's name is: Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos.
Written by: Diva Julia
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Sheryl Crow adopts another baby boy!
Hey now. Looks like Sheryl Crow adopted another baby boy! Sheryl posted a happy little announcement on her website:
"I have some exciting news to share with you guys," she wrote. "Wyatt has a new little brother! Levi James was born April 30th. Just wanted you all to be the first to hear the good news!"
You know, good for Sheryl. If it makes her happy...right?
Sheryl will be bringing her boys, Levi and Wyatt (3) along with her on her first few Lilith dates, undoubted with nannies galore. I don't blame her for that; who else could help her out? Randy, the burly roadie?
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Isla Fisher and Sasha Baron Cohen have another baby on the way – Isla is pregnant!
It sure looks as though Isla Fisher is expected another baby! Isla and husband, Sasha Baron Cohen already have a two year-old daughter Olive (I don't care for that name...saaah ray). The couple was married on the sly in Paris not too long ago in a very private ceremony.
Olive and Nicole Richie's DARLING daughter, Harlow (I adore her name, by the way), are apparently BFFs and attend ballet lessons together in West Hollywood.
Darling. Cute Overload.
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Kate Hudson got a boob job and son, Ryder got a haircut. BLINK BLINK
Kate Hudson was unusually flat-chested for a woman her age. Granted, her mom, Goldie Hawn had no boobies during her Laugh-In days, so it's probably hereditary. I truly think she looks great now. She didn't over-do the augmentation and the surgery certainly doesn't look obvious. At one point Kate was quoted as saying:
"I have small breasts, obviously," Kate Hudson proudly proclaimed at the 2002 Golden Globes. "It's nice to be able to wear a plunging neckline and have it be elegant."
Well, girlfriend had MORE (less?) than small breasts. She still will look completely elegant. She was one of THE best dressed stars on every red carpet event during the past 6 months.
What'dya guys think about how Kate looks now? (You know I usually dog her, but I can't this time. Plus, she was the best thing about the film, Nine.)
Okay...so Kate's son (who's daddy is hippie-dude Chris Robinson from the Black Crows) finally got a HAIRCUT. Take a good look at the sweatshirt Ryder wearing now that he has short hair; looks to me like it says Le Lycée Français de Los Angeles. I'll wager that Kate's former-hippie baby is now attending this exclusive school, which has a strict dress codes and other personal appearance standards. Remember, Jodie Foster attended this very esteemed school.
Jodie Foster even added her 2 cents on the fancy school's fancy website:
"I feel so lucky to have been educated in the French system. Le Lycée Français de L.A. gave me a classic education that not only prepared me for the rigors of an ivy league but opened my mind to a wider sense of the world."
- Jodie Foster
March 17, 2009
So, good for Kate., I guess?
Written by: Diva Julia
Suri has a bottle again!!
I think the Playtex Nurser folks need to start paying me AND Suri for advertising.
If I hadn't see Suri with the Playtex Nurser bottle a-bloody-GAIN, I was actually going to say she looks like quite the nicely-groomed (SOCK-WEARING!) little girl, who's got a birthday coming up in 5 days. But, alas...I did find the ba-ba photo, didn't I?
It really makes you wonder what else she demands--and receives. I actually had a DREAM about Suri the night I wrote about her, perhaps being too old to still be on the bottle. She was a terror; screaming at me, chasing me, and demanding that I carry her everywhere. And she was always wet and sticky with dirty clothes and messy hair.
I really don't want any of y'all to shove some Freudian crap at me, telling me that it's actually ME chasing MYSELF, mmkay? Because it's not, it's not, IT'S NOT!!!
Oh. Hmmmph.
Written by: Diva Julia
Suri Cruise is still hitting the baby bottle.
Photo: US Magazine.com
Just because I still practically rock my boys to sleep (they are 20 and 26--is that so wrong?) doesn't mean I necessarily approve of Suri drinking from a Platex Nurser baby bottle.
What do y'all think about Suri still having a ba-ba? She'll be 4 years old on April 18th, by the way.
Yeah, I know.
Written by: Diva Julia
Awwww, jeez. Justin Bieber is on the cover of People Magazine.
This was the second choice of photos for the cover...
It's Beiber, bitch.
via People.com:
"It's been quite a few weeks for Justin Bieber: While most kids his age relaxed on spring break, the 16-year-old chatted with Jay Leno and David Letterman, visited American Idol, rocked the White House Easter Egg Roll and – oh yeah – landed at No. 1 with his album My World 2.0.
"What I have is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity," Bieber tells the upcoming issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday. "And I'm having a blast."
The singer opens up about his rise from YouTube sensation to pop star and admits that having such a busy schedule hasn't been good for his dating life: "Right now, it's difficult 'cause I'm traveling so much," says the single singer.
Even with Bieber Fever spreading across the globe ("It's like Beatlemania," says the singer's road manager and stylist Ryan Good. "Mass hysteria. Loud screaming, crying, passing out. It's amazing."), the pop star remains grounded.
"I still feel regular," he says. "You know, sometimes it's weird that I go places and I have thousands of people waiting for me, but I always think, 'I'm Justin' "
"Beatlemania"? (Disapproving headshake...AND I'm an old biddy.) The two BEST Beatles are spinning in their graves.
Written by: Diva Julia
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For once Crybaby Kingston Rossdale isn't bawling his head off -- BUT, he's dressed like like a little girl for Easter Sunday. He looks so happy that he's about to unzip his skin and hop right out of it. Maybe that's all he needed. Good for him!
Here's the thing. Gavin and Gwen are dressed like they are on their way to a KMFDM concert in Berlin. What the Gotdamnhell?
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Guess who checked out of sex rehab super, super early?
Good GAWD. Raise your hand if you're one bit surprised that the connoisseur of white trash, Nazi-tattooed sluts skipped out early from Arizona's Sierra Tucson this weekend...c'mon. Let's see a show of hands. Huh? No one? Oh...Tiger? I wasn't talking to YOU.
via STARMagazine.com
"All of Jesse's pals have been talking about it," says the source. Though a rep stated that James had "realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage" when he entered the facility on March 26, the source adds: "It seems Jesse just isn't that serious about rehab after all."
Oh, and is there any reason Jesse's little girl, Sunny had to be involved in moving stuff out of the family home in Seal Beach over the weekend?
Did she really have to be exposed to this crap? I understand Jesse's mom helping him out (because that's what mom's do), but that little, tiny girl?? Terrible. There is something very sad about that green yarn Sunny is clutching...
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