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Neil Patrick Harris is having TWINS! (Well, sorta…)

Diva Julia — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 18:00:34 +0000

NPH and David Burtka are expecting!!

(Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

Could a cuter couple of dads even exist? I think not.

I hear-tell that Neil and David are working with a "beautiful surrogate" (durrr...who cares if she has a low IQ, just so long she's purrrdy) to make their family complete. Oh come on, we know this perfect vessel is probably a gorgeous Mensa member has also done her time with The Groundlings to ensure the appropriate sense of humor. Although, we all know that comes via osmosis.

via E!:

"A source tells E! that the happy couple have put baby shower plans in motion, as if Harris' chance of winning three Emmys this month wasn't already enough to celebrate!

Burtka, a chef and actor who has guest-starred on How I Met Your Mother, was just seen with his multitalented beau last weekend after Harris directed a production of Rent at the Hollywood Bowl."

Congrats, boys!!

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Amy Poehler and Will Arnett welcome second baby boy today!

Diva Julia — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 04:47:57 +0000

Amy, Will and Baby Archie. Smile while you can, Archie.

Wow. I'm really not digging the names that Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are coming up with for their babies. First we had Archie, almost two, and today Amy gave birth to another boy, Abel. Ugh. Really? REALLY??

I get that not everyone wants their kids to have über cool names--like Hunter or Felix or Motorcycle, but holy crap. Do these two little boys already have signs that say "BEAT ME TO A PULP!" to tape onto their little shirts, because that's what's gonna happen. It's not as if Daniel-freaking-Craig is their daddy, forpitysake. Nope. Dad is Will Arnett. Skinny, dorky--yes, funny--Will Arnett.

Yeah. NOT the Daddy.

Ummmm...yeaahhh. Will Arnett.

Good luck with those names, boys. Sigh.

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Craig Ferguson and Mrs. F expecting a baby!! Holy Crackers!

Diva Julia — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:14:44 +0000

Craig Ferguson and his gorgeous (and pregnant!) wife, Megan

I can't wait for all the little tidbits "Cdreeeeg Faaaairguson" (that's my attempt at a Scottish accent) will be spilling during his wife's pregnancy! This is lovely news...

via EW.com

"Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson and wife Megan Wallace will welcome their first child this winter, People reports. “Holy crackers! Mrs F is pregnant. How did that happen?” Ferguson Tweeted. “Oh yea I know how. Another Ferguson arrives in 2011. The world trembles.” Ferguson has another son, 9-year-old Milo Hamish, from a previous marriage. Ferguson and Wallace have been married since 2008."

This is very exciting! Congrats!

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Cristiano Ronaldo is a single father! Novo Pai!

Diva Julia — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:31:51 +0000

By: Brittani ~ The Girl You Want

New Daddy, Cristiano Ronaldo, in his Armani panties.

Cristiano Ronaldo, you are the father!

Portugal may have been ousted by Spain in the World Cup, but Cristiano still has something to celebrate. He's a new dad! Cristiano announced the news via Twitter and Facebook saying, "It is with great joy and emotion that I inform that I have recently become father to a baby boy."

Many thought this was a joke, or that his accounts had been hacked, but Cristiano's publicist released a formal statement to People saying , "It is all true, but we don't want to say anymore." The news of the baby completely came out of nowhere, but Cristiano and his people were trying to keep things under wraps. "No further information will be provided on the subject and I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy, at least on issues as personal as these are."

Then this : A Portuguese newspaper is reporting that Cristiano paid a surrogate to have his child. The baby was conceived at the end of last summer when he was visiting San Diego. Cristiano did spend time in the U.S. on vacation last year. While Cristiano isn't talking, his sister Katia is. (Blabbermouth sister!) Katia said that he was "very happy about becoming a father" and that the baby looked like him, with brown eyes and hair. Katia also that he would reveal the name of his son when he returned back to Madrid. His girlfriend, a Russian Supermodel Irina Shayk said on her Facebook page that "My boyfriend is now the father of a boy." Okay, this was all great before, but now this is getting weird.

No word on who the mother is, she is American. Ronaldo added, "As agreed with the baby's mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship."

Well, congrats to Cristiano. This is the first child for the 25 year old soccer star. I wonder if his new boy will follow in his soccer football footsteps.

By the way--the baby boy's name is: Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos.

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Sheryl Crow adopts another baby boy!

Diva Julia — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:00:03 +0000

Sheryl Crow with son, Wyatt, three years ago...

Hey now. Looks like Sheryl Crow adopted another baby boy! Sheryl posted a happy little announcement on her website:

"I have some exciting news to share with you guys," she wrote. "Wyatt has a new little brother! Levi James was born April 30th. Just wanted you all to be the first to hear the good news!"

You know, good for Sheryl. If it makes her happy...right?

Sheryl will be bringing her boys, Levi and Wyatt (3) along with her on her first few Lilith dates, undoubted with nannies galore. I don't blame her for that; who else could help her out? Randy, the burly roadie?

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Isla Fisher and Sasha Baron Cohen have another baby on the way – Isla is pregnant!

Diva Julia — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 01:40:43 +0000

Wow. That's a definite BUMP.

It sure looks as though Isla Fisher is expected another baby! Isla and husband, Sasha Baron Cohen already have a two year-old daughter Olive (I don't care for that name...saaah ray). The couple was married on the sly in Paris not too long ago in a very private ceremony.

Olive and Nicole Richie's DARLING daughter, Harlow (I adore her name, by the way), are apparently BFFs and attend ballet lessons together in West Hollywood.

Tiny Dancer, Harlow with Mama Nicole Richie

Baby Ballerina, Olive with HER Mama, Isla Fisher

Darling. Cute Overload.

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Kate Hudson got a boob job and son, Ryder got a haircut. BLINK BLINK

Diva Julia — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 01:59:09 +0000

Kate and Nicole Kidman at the AMA's in 2009

Kate before and after rumored breast augmentation

Kate Hudson was unusually flat-chested for a woman her age. Granted, her mom, Goldie Hawn had no boobies during her Laugh-In days, so it's probably hereditary. I truly think she looks great now. She didn't over-do the augmentation and the surgery certainly doesn't look obvious. At one point Kate was quoted as saying:

"I have small breasts, obviously," Kate Hudson proudly proclaimed at the 2002 Golden Globes. "It's nice to be able to wear a plunging neckline and have it be elegant."

Well, girlfriend had MORE (less?) than small breasts. She still will look completely elegant. She was one of THE best dressed stars on every red carpet event during the past 6 months.

Kate at the 2010 SAG Awards. WHITE HOT.

What'dya guys think about how Kate looks now? (You know I usually dog her, but I can't this time. Plus, she was the best thing about the film, Nine.)

"GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO!!"

Okay...so Kate's son (who's daddy is hippie-dude Chris Robinson from the Black Crows) finally got a HAIRCUT. Take a good look at the sweatshirt Ryder wearing now that he has short hair; looks to me like it says Le Lycée Français de Los Angeles. I'll wager that Kate's former-hippie baby is now attending this exclusive school, which has a strict dress codes and other personal appearance standards. Remember, Jodie Foster attended this very esteemed school.

Ryder, before and after...

Jodie Foster even added her 2 cents on the fancy school's fancy website:

"I feel so lucky to have been educated in the French system. Le Lycée Français de L.A. gave me a classic education that not only prepared me for the rigors of an ivy league but opened my mind to a wider sense of the world."

- Jodie Foster
March 17, 2009

So, good for Kate., I guess?

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Suri has a bottle again!!

Diva Julia — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:59:46 +0000

What are YOU lookin' at??

I think the Playtex Nurser folks need to start paying me AND Suri for advertising.

Looking as normal as any other 4 year old? (After someone bribed her with a toy...)

If I hadn't see Suri with the Playtex Nurser bottle a-bloody-GAIN, I was actually going to say she looks like quite the nicely-groomed (SOCK-WEARING!) little girl, who's got a birthday coming up in 5 days. But, alas...I did find the ba-ba photo, didn't I?

It really makes you wonder what else she demands--and receives. I actually had a DREAM about Suri the night I wrote about her, perhaps being too old to still be on the bottle. She was a terror; screaming at me, chasing me, and demanding that I carry her everywhere. And she was always wet and sticky with dirty clothes and messy hair.

I really don't want any of y'all to shove some Freudian crap at me, telling me that it's actually ME chasing MYSELF, mmkay? Because it's not, it's not, IT'S NOT!!!

Oh. Hmmmph.

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Suri Cruise is still hitting the baby bottle.

Diva Julia — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:44:57 +0000

Ummm....really?

Photo: US Magazine.com

Just because I still practically rock my boys to sleep (they are 20 and 26--is that so wrong?) doesn't mean I necessarily approve of Suri drinking from a Platex Nurser baby bottle.

What do y'all think about Suri still having a ba-ba? She'll be 4 years old on April 18th, by the way.

Hmmmph.

Yeah, I know.

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Awwww, jeez. Justin Bieber is on the cover of People Magazine.

Diva Julia — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:31:27 +0000

This pose is known as "The Smilin' Doggie"!

This was the second choice of photos for the cover...

I prefer THIS shot, but that's just me.

It's Beiber, bitch.

via People.com:

"It's been quite a few weeks for Justin Bieber: While most kids his age relaxed on spring break, the 16-year-old chatted with Jay Leno and David Letterman, visited American Idol, rocked the White House Easter Egg Roll and – oh yeah – landed at No. 1 with his album My World 2.0.

"What I have is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity," Bieber tells the upcoming issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday. "And I'm having a blast."

The singer opens up about his rise from YouTube sensation to pop star and admits that having such a busy schedule hasn't been good for his dating life: "Right now, it's difficult 'cause I'm traveling so much," says the single singer.

Even with Bieber Fever spreading across the globe ("It's like Beatlemania," says the singer's road manager and stylist Ryan Good. "Mass hysteria. Loud screaming, crying, passing out. It's amazing."), the pop star remains grounded.

"I still feel regular," he says. "You know, sometimes it's weird that I go places and I have thousands of people waiting for me, but I always think, 'I'm Justin' "

"Beatlemania"? (Disapproving headshake...AND I'm an old biddy.) The two BEST Beatles are spinning in their graves.

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