Jen and Chelsea

I know.  I'm usually mercilessly unkind (read: supermean) when it comes to Aniston, but y'all know I'm just playin', right?  Well.  Girlfriend was on the Chelsea Lately promoting her new movie (where she plays the same Rachel/Jen-character, as per usual), The Switch and Jen was actually pretty cool.  I loved her throaty "smoker laugh", especially.  She certainly kept up with Chelsea in terms of The Funny, so good for her.  The chatter about Jen's fragrance "Bitter Tears" was great. (I'm assuming that's still the name--they didn't actually MENTION what her toilet water is called.)

Take a gander, via E!"

How funny would it be to see these two stroll into a club, ordering up their vodka and tequila, gettin' all kindsa tipsy--but going home along?  (Like that would happen...) But still.

(SEE, Tana? I can be nice about Jen. )  Sorta.

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Lovely.

The top note is last night's wine and the bottom note is cigarette butts ~ with just a trace of wedgies during desperate vacations in Mexico. Ahhhh. Guess who's working on her own fragrance? I like to think the name of Chiniston's fragrance is "Bitter Tears"...made from her own endless stream of pathetic wailing.

I understand "Bitter Tears" will be available only to overly-tanned, blond-ish 40-something chicks with boarding passes purchased on CheapAir.com to Cancun. In other words, it's quite exclusive.

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