Charlie Sheen will hold a knife to your throat and get away with it. You’ve been warned, ladies.

Charlie Sheen's Mugshot - Aspen, CO

Today seems to be a big, fat "f*ck you" to women, doesn't it?  Along with all the Polanski and Mel Gibsons in this would, let's just add Charlie Sheen and his YEARS of abusive behavior toward women as the icing on the proverbial cake, shall we?  I hate this asshole.  I hate that he's being rewarded by CBS for his behavior, because it all comes down to MONEY.  So what if Charlie Sheen hires hundreds of hookers, uses LOTS of illicit drugs, "accidentally" shoots a former girlfriend, beats up a different girlfriend til she's bloody on the floor? Charlie Sheen gets to walk free--probably without probation--because again, it's ALL. ABOUT. MONEY.  Les Moonves, President of CBS, should be ashamed of himself...but I'm quite sure he isn't.

Charlie Sheen's SMUG shot...

Here's the up-to-the-minute account of Charlie Sheen's upcoming Free Pass.

via FOXNews.com

"Sources connected with the Charlie Sheen case tell TMZ the plea bargain is still a 50/50 toss up, hours before today's court hearing, but one thing is certain -- Charlie will not do jail time

Sources tell TMZ there are two options on the table between Charlie's lawyer, Yale Galanter, and prosecutors. We're told neither option includes jail time, and very little or no probation.

But it gets even better for Charlie ... he will plead no contest to a misdemeanor -- not a felony, and his work schedule on "Two and a Half Men" will not be affected in any way.

We're told Charlie is in the air right now flying to Aspen, where he and Galanter will meet with prosecutors before going to court.

If they cannot strike a deal, we're told both sides will ask for a trial date when they appear in court at 3:00PM PDT."

Lo and behold, Brooke's 911 call from Aspen on Christmas Day, 2009:

I wonder if one day...someday, Charlie Sheen gets what's comin' to him.