Denise Richards Lands New ABC Family Show, ‘Socio’

Denise Richards
Looks like I'm not the only one being won over by Denise Richards new, low key image.
The NY Post reports that despite their initial reservations about even granting her an audition, producers of a new ABC Family series have given the former Bond Girl a role.
Richards is the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen and mother to two daughters with him, a daughter she adopted post their divorce, the two boys he had with Brooke Mueller and possibly parenting some neighbor children I don't know about.
Socio, is an hour long drama about a teenager's life after he is released from jail for killing his aunt. Richards will play the boy's mother, a socialite who now must deal with the fall out of her son's return.
The pilot will begin shooting next month.
Given my tween's love for the channel, if it does get picked up, I will probably be watching.
Written by: Kia K.
Slash Recieves Star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame – Charlie Sheen Sh*t Talks Axl Rose in Speech

Charlie Sheen, attempting to upstage Slash's Hollywood Walk of Fame Cememony
UPI/Jim Ruymen
Someone needs to tell Charlie Sheen that he's not performing on his own roast on Comedy Central, but rather a tried and true, stuffy, corporate and quite establishment-ish celebration...A Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was given, forpitysake! Oh. Wait. It's for SLASH.

Whoo-HOOOO! It's SLASH, Bitches.
via: Rolling Stone:
Less than three months after his induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Slash received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today. Speakers included producer Robert Evans, radio host Jim Ladd and Charlie Sheen, who had the best line of the ceremony. "It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on," he said. "This star is going to be stepped on more than the coke we did in the Eighties." Slash covered his face to hide his laughter during the Axl crack, but if the odds of a Guns N' Roses were a trillion-to-one before today, they just got a bit slimmer.
Now, boys.
p.s. I LOVE Slash. Love him. (I think I love Duff McKagen more, though...was he there??)
Written by: Diva Julia
Ashton Kutcher joining ‘Two and a Half Men’ – Replacing Charlie Sheen!

Perfect Fit??
Sources confirm that Ashton Kutcher will be replacing Charlie Sheen as the lead on CBSs' Two and a Half Men. Kutcher's reps have declined to comment, but the deal is said to be all but signed. No word yet on how much he will be getting to join the show, but the payday is said to be huge according to The Hollywood Reporter. Recently Hugh Grant, who turned down the offer, and Rob Lowe were considered as replacements for Sheen, who is still busy running around the country being crazy.
The show's creator Chuck Lorre is said to be putting together a storyline that will introduce Kutcher in a way that will satisfy the network and studio. "It's really funny," one source says. "People are going to love it." I guess this means that the show will actually be funny now.
Yeah, I said it.
Written by: Brittani
Charlie Sheen Dumped Via Text Message

Smell ya!
All together now, "NOT WINNING! "
Charlie Sheen is down a "goddess"-- and how about we stop calling these women that, okay? While on stage during his "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" tour in Ft. Lauderfale, FL, he revealed that his porn-star girlfriend Bree Olson ended her relationship with him by text message. Sheen answered a fan's question about how he and his two girlfriends were doing by saying, "Not well, because one left.". Olson, whose real name is Rachel Oberlin, had previously denied reports that she left Charlie for the second time.
Oberlin, 24, had been accompanying Sheen on his tour, even kissing his other girlfriend Natalie Kenly on stage. She has reportedly returned back to her parent's house in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Stay there girl!
Also during the show, Sheen invited Lindsay Lohan to hang out with him after she was released on bail Friday for $75,000. "I would hug her and let her know it's gonna be OK," he said. Yikes.
Remember when Britney broke up with Kevin Federline through text, and on camera?! I guess "LOL. I'm breaking up with you", is better than doing it in person.
Written by: Brittani
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller – Custody Remains the Same

Denise would probably enjoy having Max and Bob, and has even offered to help.
Please. PLEASE. Just let Denise Richards take care of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's twins, Bob and Max for awhile. I'm sure their half-sisters, Sam and Lola would love having them to play with. It's the lesser of three evils, right?

Yeah. Totally "winning".

"Hey. Can I have your pee?"
You can read all the horrible details of Charlie and Brooke's messy divorce, his feelings about ex-wife, Denise Richards and all the rest of today's court details right HERE, wherein BOTH parents filed for sole custody of their twin sons, Bob and Max.
Those poor babies. I'm sure we'll be hearing horror stories about these boys in 10-15 years. Hello, anyone remember Ryan O'Neal's kids' problems? Yeah. Google Tatum, Griffin, and Redmond O'Neal for a peek into the future.
Written by: Diva Julia









