David Boreanaz is rumored to be an a-hole diva on the set of “Bones”, AND a cheating douche.
Once in awhile I get a juicy little something in my inbox that is worth sharing with y'all...maybe even an answer to a Blind Item or two. So. Here's a post about someone I don't necessarily write about--but I found the story interesting. It was provided by a "snitch" from David Boreanaz's series, Bones--appropriate title for the show he was cast back in 2005. Thank goodness Tiger gave him the vocabulary word: TRANSGRESSION. Oh, AND his sloppy seconds name
I'm posting the email I received AS IS. It's more interesting this way--more urgent, if you will.
"David Boreanaz is a real piece of work. while his wife was GIVING BIRTH to their child.... he was "allegedly" txting his then mistress. Yeah, he was "on his way". I guess everyone knew about the mistress on the phone. txting all the time. (well, at least one of them). When it came out that (one of the mistresses) also had a "transgression" with Tiger, David was walking around the set saying See?" she does this all the time. She's not new to having an affair with someone famous!"
OH! and then, when the word got out he was having an affair (remember that?) he was PANICKED asking if text messages can be used in court for divorce. He had to be told, no there needs to be a subpoena for that.Oh, and he also thinks he's the shit. The BMOC. When they started filming the show, he thought he deserved to be treated like the star he (thinks he) is. What was he in, Angel, Buffy and that witch sister tv show? Deally? That's not what I call heavy hitting work there, Davey. And now that the show's a hit, he's gotten worse.
There's a person on set that's supposed to take care of continuity and that the details are correct. Well, Dave wants to wear an under the arm hostler for his gun like Steve McQueen (he thinks he's Steve McQueen... no shit). But the FBI don't wear their guns like that. They wear them on the hip. He's constantly moving it around, and unbuttoning it, even moved it to the opposite side so he gets to reach into his jacket a little across the body. WHATEVER.
The last straw turned out to be a dinner scene. The person in charge of coordinating the onscreen food with the people that make it kept asking Doopey-Doo what he wanted IN the food so he would eat it on camera. He kept putting it off, and it came time for the work to start and he flipped! Told a producer that (this person) had been pestering him "FOR WEEKS" about the food and that he NEVER wanted to talk directly to (them) ever again. He would only talk with the producer about things like that. So he basically made the producer his bitch instead of doing what he was supposed it. Ugggggh.
Wow. What an arrogant dumbass. I'm gonna say "what goes around, comes back around..." (in Justin Timberlake's falsetto). And let's not forget the latest sexual harassment matter he's now dealing with--he's a full-on douche.
Thank you to my "Secret Source".
xoxo j
Written by: Diva Julia
Mel Gibson is a racist, abusive PIG. (Stating the obvious once again.)
Apparently, this is "Asshole Day". What. The. HELL? Mel Gibson might as well run to the Outback (as a bitchy busboy at the restaurant chain, OR a surly tour guide in the Australian desert, I don't care which one.) Seems we have a tape of Mel spewing racist, misogynistic and violent threats against his youngest child's mother, Oksana Grigorieva.
Check this crap out, via RadarOnline.com (WARNING: Mel's words are extremely ugly and racist...just like him):
"Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her “raped by a pack of n***ers,” Radar Online has learned exclusively.
Mel’s disgusting words are on audio tape. His racist, misogynist statement is one of the secrets lurking in his war with his former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva
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RadarOnline.com has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.
“You’re an embarrassment to me,” Mel tells her at one point.
“You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”
Mel’s profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a “whore” and “c**t”.
In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.”
He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”
What???
Wow. What a piece of shit. I'm seriously stunned by this...I hope Mel never gets another job in Hollywood, unless it's to clean toilets.
Written by: Diva Julia
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Guess who checked out of sex rehab super, super early?
Good GAWD. Raise your hand if you're one bit surprised that the connoisseur of white trash, Nazi-tattooed sluts skipped out early from Arizona's Sierra Tucson this weekend...c'mon. Let's see a show of hands. Huh? No one? Oh...Tiger? I wasn't talking to YOU.
via STARMagazine.com
"All of Jesse's pals have been talking about it," says the source. Though a rep stated that James had "realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage" when he entered the facility on March 26, the source adds: "It seems Jesse just isn't that serious about rehab after all."
Oh, and is there any reason Jesse's little girl, Sunny had to be involved in moving stuff out of the family home in Seal Beach over the weekend?
Did she really have to be exposed to this crap? I understand Jesse's mom helping him out (because that's what mom's do), but that little, tiny girl?? Terrible. There is something very sad about that green yarn Sunny is clutching...
Written by: Diva Julia
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Cast of GLEE on cover of Rolling Stone – Kourtney Kardashian on Life and Style cover; Both suck.
Oh, come ON. GLEE isn't called VANILLA. Where's my gay? Where's my boy in the wheelchair? Where's my big, beautiful, black DIVA? Where's the naughty Jewish boy? Where's the badass Asian girl? The latest cover of Rolling Stone simply does NOT represent the wondeful-ness that IS GLEE. GAWD, I see we have the Annoying Girl showing her panties, though. Bleh. Thoughts? (The only awesome person on this cover is Jane Lynch...I guess hilarious, white lesbians are okay??)
Normally, I wouldn't give two WORDS to Kourtney Kardashian, but this cover of Life and Style is just another piece of crap that needs to be addressed. ForpitySAKE, I'm beating a big-assed horse a-bloody-GAIN, but THAT. IS. NOT. KOURTNEY'S STOMACH! Every other photo I've seen of this chick, she's looking miserable and wearing baggy clothing. She's miserable because her baby-daddy, Scott Disick (emphasis intentional), is a huge douche with a sweater around his neck 24/7/360.
Ick. My stomach hurts after writing this post.
Written by: Diva Julia
Jesse James is super, super sorry, you guys. For reals.
Really? Already speaking through the media to apologize for banging that skank, Jesse?
via People.com
"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
"This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."
"Embarrassment?" That's a good one. How 'bout The Fear of God from the cooties you may have spread all over Sandra Bullock? Nast. Narst. All those words apply. Oh, and to quote my friend and fellow blogger at PoorBritney.com, "Tiger Woods says, THANK YOU."
Written by: Diva Julia
Happy Birthday Terrence Howard (aka “Baby Wipes Howard”)
If you haven't heard about Smuggy McDoucheBag's "deal breaker" for a relationship, enjoy this lovely little quote from Terrence Howard:
via Jezebel.com:
"Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
By the way, this a-hole was fired from Iron Man 2. Must've been due to the hissy-fit he threw while negotiating his package for the sequel - a gross of baby wipes in his trailer for his "dirty" lady friends. (Don Cheadle, (a real actor) was hired to replace Howard's ass.
Did I mention I don't care for the pompous Mr. Baby Wipes?
Written by: Diva Julia
Sean Penn should go to jail. The End.
Let me just say this: Where I live, the cops would beat the crap out of you for this kind of criminal behavior, THEN ask questions--AND your ass would be in the county lock-up. For reals. Don't even jaywalk 'round these parts.
If there is just one mofo who deserves to sit in jail for awhile, it's The Penn. How many times is he going to get away with this violent behavior? Ohhhhh...he's just a hot-headed ACK-TOR. That's insane. Guess what? The paps come with the GOTdamn territory of being in your position, dumbass, and it's high time you recognized that fact.
via The Daily Beast:
"Sean Penn's notorious temper caught up with him once again-the Oscar-winning actor was charged with battery and vandalism on Friday for a fight with a photographer last fall. Penn is no stranger to confrontation with paparazzi; but this time, he could face up to 18 months behind bars for kicking the photographer and damaging his equipment during an altercation, which was videotaped and later posted on TMZ. Jail time would be nothing new for the acclaimed Penn, who received a 60-day jail sentence for punching an extra on the set of a film in 1987."
One more thing, dumbass? You're lucky that back in the day, your wife Madonna was so in love with you (and probably terrified) that she didn't press charges against you when you "trussed her up like a turkey" and (ALLEGEDLY?) abused her (as reported by People Magazine) that awful weekend.
I'm sure everyone involved--police officers, attorneys, judges, the L.A. County Clerk, forpitysake--will ALL be starstruck and just sweep Penn's juvenile behavior under the rug. Hey--how many strikes do celebrities get? Remember this quote made by Penn?
"I hate journalists. Or better. I hate paparazzi. Yeah, I punched them out and I'll do it again if it's necessary. I think a fist in their face is the only way to protect my private life. I demand my freedom. And I must have it."
Here's a little run-down on Mr. Penn's criminal record:
via TheHighroad.org
In 1985, Sean Penn was arrested in Nashville for assault and battery for attacking two photographers with a rock. He plead guilty, paid a fine and was given a suspended sentence.
In 1986, Penn slugged a man he accused of trying to kiss his wife. Again he plead guilty and was placed on parole.
In 1987, while on parole for his previous conviction, he punched an extra working on his film "Colors" who tried to take a picture of him. He served half of a 60-day jail sentence for parole violation.
In 1998, Penn was accused of hitting a photographer with a rock. Penn claimed the photographer attacked the rock in Penn's hand with his head and injured himself. No arrest was made.
Even with his criminal record, Penn was given a permit to carry a gun permit in 2003 (a 9mm Glock and a .38-caliber Smith and Wesson, to be exact, per The San Francisco Gate). Really?
Shall we make some wagers on just how little time Sean Penn will serve?
Written by: Diva Julia
Pete Wentz is a douche at Fashion Week. Sorry for being redundant.
Hard-dee-harr-harr, Pete. Billy Crystal pulled this Hannibal Lecter stunt back when it was at least timely when he hosted the Oscars a million years ago.
Can anyone even find pictures of his actual fashion line? How great to have your New York Fashion Week show remembered only for your douche-dom.
Written by: Diva Julia
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Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack coughed, too, y’all.
I swear. Simon ConMonjack is on my last GD nerve. (Who isn't these days? But still.) Simon wants all of us to know that HE coughed, too, man. He even coughed up "SPITTLE". I. Hate. That. Word. Spittle?? That's the stuff that gets stuck in the corner of your mouth when you eat too many sour SKITTLES...hence the word. I've had pneumonia. It's not just small amounts of spit--it a sink covered in bloody phlegm, mmkay? Spittle. Dumbass.
Monjack had the gall to tell People.com this load of crap:
"Monjack said Thursday that Brittany didn't seem very sick on the day she died. She was "not that ill," he said. "She wasn't coughing up. I've had pneumonia and coughed up handfuls of spittle. So yeah, everything surprised us, everything."
Asked about the coroner's assertion that his wife's death could have been prevented if she'd just gone to the doctor sooner, Monjack said, "I don't know what he said so I don't want to comment on what I haven't seen."
For him, a chapter has ended. "Case closed," said Monjack. "As the coroner said, there's no foul play."
I really, really hope the authorities are still sniffing around this douche.
Written by: Diva Julia
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