David Bowie – EPIC NEW VIDEO ‘The Next Day’ With Gary Oldman and Marion Cotillard

Here I am, not quite dying...
I doubt the Catholic Church will be all that enthused about this video...but I sure am (said the chick with Catholic iconic imagery tattooed in various places on her body). Gary Oldman and Marion Cotillard star in the controversial video with Bowie.

via Rolling Stone:
The video opens with a priest played by Oldman punching a street-urchin beggar in the face, then continuing into a club filled with clergy engaging in all sorts of un-priestly activity. A Christ-like Bowie sings from a stage while scantily clad women dance suggestively – until one of them, played by Cotillard, develops stigmata, bringing the party to a sudden, bloody halt.
I'm simply going to post this video real quick (along with the lyrics) and we can discuss the controversial clip in the COMMENTS, okay?
"The Next Day"
"Look into my eyes", he tells her
"I’m gonna say goodbye", he says, yeah
"Do not cry", she begs of him goodbye, yeah
All that day she thinks of his love, yeah
They whip him through the streets and alleys there
The gormless and the baying crowd right there
They can’t get enough of that doomsday song
They can’t get enough of it all
Listen
"Listen to the whores", he tells her
He fashions paper sculptures of them
Then drags them to the river‘s bank in the cart
Their soggy paper bodies wash ashore in the dark
And the priest stiff in hate now demanding fun begin
Of his women dressed as men for the pleasure of that priest
Here I am, not quite dying
My body left to rot in a hollow tree
Its branches throwing shadows on the gallows for me
And the next day,
And the next,
And another day
Ignoring the pain of their particular diseases
They chase him through the alleys chase him down the steps
They haul him through the mud and they chant for his death
And drag him to the feet of the purple headed priest
First they give you everything that you want
Then they take back everything that you have
They live upon their feet and they die upon their knees
They can work with satan while they dress like the saints
They know god exists for the devil told them so
They scream my name aloud down into the well below
Here I am, not quite dying
My body left to rot in a hollow tree
Its' branches throwing shadows on the gallows for me
And the next day,
And the next,
And another day.
Blink. Blink. The line, "Purple-headed priest" grosses me out, man.
Sidebar: This reminds me of a joke (and I usually dislike 'jokes', but bear with me).
U2 are waiting to be let in at the gates of heaven. God is sitting in his throne and says, “Before I can let you in, I need each of you to tell me what you most believe in…”
Adam goes first and says, “I believe in a sturdy bass line and that dating supermodels is a bad idea.” Adam enters heaven.
The Edge is next. “I believe in the C chord, the G chord, and the D chord. And with those chords I believe I can change the world.’ The Edge follows Adam in.
“I believe in a 4/4 beat, all day, every day”, Larry adds. He’s then allowed through the gates.
“Now ,what do you believe in, Bono?” God asks.
“I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”
I believe Bono better not sit in that chair, seeing as it belongs to Bowie.
Written by: Diva Julia
Justin Timberlake’s Video For ‘Suit and Tie’ Is Here. Oh.

No one loves JT more than I do. Okay, a crapload of y'all love him waaaay more than I do, but whatevs. I wish I weren't so gotdamb BORED with his new music, though. I'm one of the dorks that will still throw some 'bows to get some decent space on the dance floor as soon as the first beats from "Sexy Back" start to bump. This new "Suit and Tie", though? Honk-shooooo. Rat Pack? Mad Men? Misogyny? Check, check and CHECK.
Take a look some lazy and predictable crap, won't you?
Also? I don't appreciate how JT is pimping out my beloved and exclusive Tom Ford clothing. I swear to Baby Jesus...he BEST not turn the exquisite menswear line into the Hilfiger craze from back in the 90's, because I just can't with that shit. Oh, AND he got Dipped in Cream's Loverman, David Fincher to direct this mess? Ugh.

Is that JT's head??
If only Jay-Z cried, "what's in the box????" at the end of this clip.
Maybe I went too far on this...but still. I expected much more from JT after all these years, didn't you? Just another reason we're all blessed with the return of Bowie next month.
Written by: Diva Julia
DAVID BOWIE IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM! ‘THE NEXT DAY’ – Available March 15th

I'd love to turn Dipped in Cream into All David Bowie, All The Gotdamb Time, but well...maybe for ME it will be?
DAVID BOWIE IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM AFTER A TEN YEAR HIATUS AND I'M FREAKING RIGHT OUT.

via davidbowie.com
On January 8, 2013, quite without fanfare and out of the blue, David Bowie did something nobody really expected. He released a new single entitled 'Where Are We Now' and announced the release of a new album in March. The album, 'The Next Day' is Bowie's 30th studio album and his first new album in 10 years.
The next chapter has surely been written by this most mysterious and important of artists.
I need to go breathe into a paper bag. I'll be back. After all, TODAY IS DAVID BOWIE'S 66TH BIRTHDAY!
ALL CAPS; ALL BOWIE.
Written by: Diva Julia
In Case You Missed The Queen, The Corgis and Daniel Craig as James Bond During the Olympics Opening Ceremonies (Plus a Few Rants…)

Corgis, Craig and The Queen
NBC is on my last good nerve. Brittani ~ The Girl You Want posted about her displeasure with some of the Opening Ceremonies last night, and I have to agree with her regarding the inane and non-stop chatter from Matt Lauer and Meredith Vierira, who both treated American audiences as if we were complete and utter idiots. Seems we are not the only bloggers people to feel that way:

Ugh. THESE two dorks.
via Slate.com
At the top of the bizarre set piece celebrating the virtues of texting, Vieira explained that World Wide Web inventor Tim Berners-Leewould soon be making an appearance. "If you haven't heard of him, we hadn’t either," she said.
Later, Lauer and Vieira described the technology that was lighting up the audience. “These are little pixel screens at every seat that allows the creative team here to actually turn the crowd into a giant LED screen,” Lauer noted. Vieira’s jokey response: “One more thing I don’t understand.”
Aside from Chris Berman-esque nicknaming, this is my least favorite sportscasting tic. Vieira is surely very intelligent. She has an army of researchers by her side both before and during the opening ceremony. And yet, likely out of a desire to seem more “relatable,” she plays dumb. This reverse snobbery is insulting to viewers—if she acts dumb, how do you think she feels about the yokels watching on the boob tube?—and perpetuates the poisonous idea that it’s uncool to know stuff.
At the very least, the commentary by these two goons seemed insulting to the British, with their "If it doesn't smack of toothless middle America, it's DUMB!" - attitude. You'd think we as Americans never went to school the way Lauer and Vierira spoke down to their audience. And apparently, some were that stupid, since I kept hearing <insert hillbilly accent> "Ah don' git iiit! Whaaah's there a bunch 'o Abe Linkinnns marchin' around? I jus' don' git iiit! " with regard to the themes of Danny Boyle's impressive history-lesson of an Opening Ceremony. I'm embarrassed for a multitude of reasons. Full. Body. Eyeroll.
But wait. I was supposed to simply post the video of Queen Elizabeth, Daniel Craig and the CORGIS! (When I'm irritated I go completely off-topic.) Stupid NBC is being stingy with videos, as per usual, so I am happy to have found the one most of us loved the best...
(Returning to rant...) Everyone wondered how London would "top" Beijing from 2008. Instead of thousands of glazed-over robotic kids from four years ago, we were given feelings last night, weren't we? We were also give a sly and cheeky wink about America's so-called health-care system with the darling children and dancing doctors and nurses.

"Starrr-MAN!!" Love the Bowie Masks. I wonder if they will show up on Ebay.uk??
And really? British music RULES. The End. Sex Pistols (who were cut short!); David Bowie; U2; Arctic Monkeys; David Bowie; Dizzee Rascal; Chemical Brothers; David Bowie; Underworld; Pet Shop Boys; David Bowie. Oh...see what I did there? It always comes back to Bowie. How incredible to hear his iconic song, "Heroes" played as Team Great Britain entered the arena?
Oh, you can purchase all 35 songs from the Opening Ceremonies on iTunes!
Photos: Corbis, BBCOne
Written by: Diva Julia












