Dipped In Cream
17Jul/105

Guess what? Lindsay Lohan looks HOT in German GQ, thanks to PHOTOS by Ellen von Unwerth

I'm coveting that swimsuit..for reals.

Don't even hate. Linds is one hot bitch.

Hot. The End.

As a professional photographer (in case I haven't tooted that loud horn of mine lately),  I really appreciate the beauty and heat and sexiness of these photos by acclaimed badass former model turned-photographer Ellen von Unwerth.  I've admired (understatement) her work for years.   She's edgy--yeah, that word is completely over-used at this point, but she is the personification of EDGE.  Sexy edge.

Hmmmm...this is turning into a post about Ellen von Unwerth instead.  That's fine with me, actually.  I don't feel like getting into Lindsay's legal crap right now.  I just want to bring more attention to this utterly fantastic photographer.

All photos by Ellen von Unwerth:

Lady Gaga in 2009 in OUT Magazine

Britney Jean Spears looking effing GORGEOUS

Christina Aguilera times two...

Rihanna's "Rated R" album cover

Ellen's fashion editorial work is sexual and controversial...and who doesn't love that concept?

"Revenge - The Garden" by Ellen von Unwerth

Oh, how I would love to job-shadow Ellen; for about a year....

Written by: Diva Julia

13Jul/101

Angelina Jolie on “Nightline” with Cynthia McFadden

So, we here in the Seattle area, who were all set to watch (or DVR) Nightline last night to see Cynthia McFadden's interview with Angelina Jolie, only to find that NO ONE had sound on our ABC affiliate, KOMO4TV.  Whether you had satellite or cable, SILENCE.  Even through Jimmy Kimmel was MUTE  Gyaaaah!  So. Here is The Perfect One:

SUPERMOM!!!! Haters? To the left.

Written by: Diva Julia

10Jul/100

Angelina’s new inner tight tattoo is “for Brad”. PHOTOS!

I have NO idea what that says...but I wish I did.

via MTV.com:

MTV News caught up with the star this week in Washington, D.C., where Jolie was promoting "Salt," and we had to ask about the tattoo. But the actress was tight-lipped about what the ink, on her inner thigh, actually said.

Siiiiigh....those legs, those wrap-around BOOTS. Wow.

Photo: via VanityFair.com

"Um, it's for Brad," Jolie demurred with a smile.

She was more open, she said, when it comes to her personal life.

"I actually think it's important to be completely honest, however difficult that may be," Jolie told us about what makes a relationship successful. "I'm bad at hiding secrets anyway," she added.

While we won't speculate on the content of her latest tattoo (that's what the zoom feature on Photoshop is for), the balance of Jolie's tattoos more or less chronicle her romantic history, and offer some insight into her philosophies about love and life. On her shoulder, for instance, is a Buddhist Pali incantation that offers such wisdom as "if you acquire riches, may they remain yours always," and on her hip is a Latin inscription: "quod me nutrit me destruit," which translates to "what nourishes me, destroys me."

Jolie also revealed that her partner, Pitt, had yet to see the action flick, which opens July 23.

"He hasn't seen the movie," she said. "Maybe he'll question me after he sees it," she joked of playing a string of wives-with-secrets. Jolie admitted she couldn't be sure how her choice in roles might affect their offscreen relationship. But she was sure Pitt would enjoy "Salt."

"Oh, of course," Jolie said. "He was there for the shooting and he would come to set and he'd seen some of the stunt sequences and stuff. He thinks it looks cool and all of that, but he hasn't seen the whole thing. He'll see it at the premiere."

I may just take my husband and my fat ass to the movin' pitcher thee-ate-urr to see my Original Girl Crush.

Written by: Diva Julia

9Jul/102

Beyonce` nearly run over by London taxi driver…

By:  Brittani ~ The Girl You Want

Girl. That was CLOSE.

Beyonce and her hubby Jay-Z have been vacationing in London for the past couple of days,and  it just might be time to come home.  The couple were at the world famous Harrod's department store when a cab came out of nowhere and ripped off a door of the Mercedes they were exiting. The very door Beyonce was just about to step out of.  Witnesses says she looked very shaken afterward (who wouldn't be?) but Bey is said to be fine. The vehicle missed hitting her by only mere inches.

Superwoman Beyonce.

Glad she's okay--can you imagine if she had actually been hurt?  All of her stans would fly to London to track that cab driver down and give him a diva size beating.

Written by: Diva Julia

9Jul/102

Lady Gaga – Today Show Performance in the RAIN! (VIDEO)

LET IT RAIN!!!

Getty Images

Love her or hate her (grrrr) Lady Gaga kicked some early morning ass Friday on The Today Show on NBC.  I'll shut up...just watch.

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Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

And let's take it to CHURCH, y'all!

"Help me and then show me your fangs..." I am totally counting the days to seeing this hot bitch in August. Oh, WHAT TO WEAR?!

Written by: Diva Julia

6Jul/103

More Madonna for Dolce & Gabbana Fall/Winter 2010 – Beautiful

All photos for Dolce & Gabbana by Steven Klein

I must say, these photos are incredible.  I love the "story" of a big Italian family, with a sultry woman "of a certain age", who clearly still has It.

Madonna looks gorgeous (sure, Photoshopped, but who ISN'T?).  I love the earthiness of these photos.

Is it just me?

Written by: Diva Julia

6Jul/102

George Michael arrested again? Yeah. Shocking.

"Say boys...what's up?"

George-bloody-Michael is at it again, y'all.  Seems he rammed his Range Rover into a 24/7 photo processing shop in London over the weekend.   Now all I can wonder is if he was dropping off some film or cd's for printing--and what/whom did said photos depict?

via: rttnews.com

"Police were called at approximately 3:30 AM on Sunday to reports of a vehicle in collision with a building. Officers attended and a man in his 40s was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive," a spokesperson for London's Metropolitan Police tells the newspaper.

"He was taken to a north London police station and later bailed to return on August 13 pending inquiries."

BOOM. Nicely done, George.

I feel George should probably hire a driver.  But wait.  Then he'd risk a book being written about him and all of his exploits...like we don't already know all about George's love of drugs (LOTS of weed) and anonymous sex.  In fact, I learned a new word last year due to George Michael's behavior:

via UrbanDictionary.com

Cottaging -the persuit of homosexual "Acts" of an anonymous nature in pubilc lavatories via a small and well crafted hole in the cubicle wall to ensure anonymity.

"Please excuse me a second Nathanial, I'm going to check out the cottaging facilities".

Huh.  All this time I just thought "cruising" was an all -inclusive phrase.  Apparently, I was incorrect.  Some fag-hag I am.  I do apologize!

ANYgay.  Let's take a look at George Michael's rap sheet, via MTV.com:

2006 - Authorities arrested Michael after the star was found slumped over in a car and blocking traffic in central London. The singer was detained on suspicion of possessing Class C drugs (Class C drugs include a range of substances, such as marijuana and painkillers) and then released on bail. Michael was involved in a similar incident just a few months later. Once again, the star was found knocked out in a vehicle and then crashed into a traffic divider when a fellow driver woke him.

2007 - Michael was barred from driving for two years after crashing into three parked vehicles and failing to notify the owners of the cars before driving away.

2008 - Even on foot, the star continued to run into trouble. The singer was arrested on drug-possession charges after an attendant caught Michael in a public restroom in London (a seemingly favored haunt for the troubled singer) with a "small amount" of marijuana and crack cocaine. Luckily for the star, Michael was not charged and was sent along with a cautionary warning.

2009 - In what appears to be an annual trend for the singer, Michael was arrested again after he crashed his Land Rover into a truck. The star was questioned and then released and later denied being inebriated in a statement: "Neither of us [the truck driver nor Michael] was charged because we were both stone cold sober." The star added, "I don't want my fans or my family worried by what they are reading all over again."

Oh, George. I still love you, but get it together, man!

Written by: Diva Julia

3Jul/100

Miss Janet Jackson WORKED IT at the Essence Music Festival LIVE at the Superdome

Miss Jackson, bitches. Bow down.

Get. It. Gurrrl.

Who's that dude on the left?

(Photo by Sean Gardner/Getty Images)

I swear that looks like Jakey Gyllenhal, doesn't it?  I guess he needed the extra work, and Lord knows...he can WORK it.

ANYgay.

I think Janet needs to hit the road so we call all see this tremendousness. LOOK at this set list!


1. The Pleasure Principle
2. Control
3. What Have You Done For Me Lately
4. Feedback
5. You Want This
6. Alright
7. Miss You Much
8. Nothing
9. Come Back To Me
10. Let's Wait Awhile
11. Again
12. Doesn't Really Matter
13. Escapade
14. Love Will Never Do (Without You)
15. When I Think Of You
16. All For You
17. Got 'Til It's Gone
18. Call On Me
19. That's The Way Love Goes
20. I Get Lonely
21. Funny How Time Flies (When You're Having Fun)
22. Any Time, Any Place
23. Discipline
24. Black Cat
25. If
26. Nasty
27. Rhythm Nation
28. Young Love
29. Say You Do
30. Make Me
31. Together Again

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Gurrrl still got it.

Written by: Diva Julia

30Jun/105

“Burlesque” – Cher, Christina Aguilera and The Tooch! PHOTOS!

Christina, belting it OUT in "Burlesque"

Okay.  This movie is either going to be a blockbuster...or, it's going to suck, but still become the latest Gay Icon Film.  Actually, it could be both, but more than likely, simply the latter.  But that's FINE!  Lord knows the gays (and their hags--ahem) need more films to worship, memorize and use for Halloween costumes.

The Queen. The Goddess. The CHER.

via FirstShowing.net

"Burlesque is a contemporary musical where Aguilera plays an ambitious smalltown girl with a big voice who finds love, family and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club. It was pitched as "Moulin Rouge meets Cabaret", and will use established songs that will be updated and worked into dance numbers.

Cher, in her first movie musical ever, plays the owner of the financially strapped Sunset Strip nightclub. It sounds like we really need to see a trailer to get a good idea if this will be worth seeing or not, but these photos do look interesting. The 12-song soundtrack includes four original songs written by Aguilera."

Work it, gurrrrl.

Cher with Stanley (The Tooch!) Tucci!

Photos:  ONTD
So.  I want your feelings on this film.  Will you go see it?  Eventually, it WILL become a classic sing-a-long movie, you know that, right?
I might go see it...MIGHT?? HAHAHAHAHA!  Good one.

Written by: Diva Julia

29Jun/107

Who is Jo Calderone? (PICTURES)

Who???

C'mon. You know.

Remember when Annie Lennox performed in drag at the Grammy Awards back in the day?  I sure do.  I was seven months pregnant with my first son.  Wow.  AnyDRAG...

Bloody fantastic.

One more photo of this "Jo" person.  It's really not that difficult to figure out who this is...

Easy...

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Written by: Diva Julia