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28Jul/101

Captain Jack Sparrow talks “Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides” and orders a Bloody Mary!

Savvy?

Johnny Depp, as the dashing and naughty Captain Jack Sparrow directly addressed the camera to discuss the new "Pirates" film at ComicCon 2010 over the weekend. It's rather charming. I know. Shocking! Depp/Sparrow, charming? What the? Here's a quick little synopsis of the upcoming film...

via Techland.com:

"Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) finds himself on an unexpected journey to the fabled Fountain of Youth when a woman from his past (Penelope Cruz) forces him aboard the Queen Anne's Revenge, the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane)."

BARMAN!

Written by: Diva Julia

27Jul/101

Angelina has been looking GORGEOUS at “SALT” Premieres

Legs for days...

Back in Black in Tokyo...and with her badass BACK tattoo.

Angelina Jolie is workin' it OUT on the red carpet while promoting her new film, Salt. Good LAWD she looks glam. (As opposed to yesterday's photos at the airport in Japan, wherein she had to scold Maddox for bitchslapping Pax right in the face. I'm still giggling.)

Let's not forget the red Versace dress in Russia over the weekend for the SALT premiere...

BOOM. Russian RED, bitches.

And this lucky little dolly...

I don't care. Angie's sweet. (Odd, but lovely.)

You KNOW Angie wanted to slip this little sweetheart into her pocket...after all, they don't have a Russian child yet. Maybe they could adopt that poor newborn that belongs to Mel Gibson and Oksana? Just a thought.

Written by: Diva Julia

24Jul/100

Today’ Blind Item – PGA Edition

John Daly. (Shakin' my head...)

"John Daly has made a play to be this year's most embarrassing golfer, with his release of a country and western album, I Only Know One Way. Not only does it have a cover of Knocking On Heaven's Door but it was produced and co-written by one of Hootie's Blowfish. But he's a poor, distant second if the rumour going around St Andrews last week turns out to be true. And the rumour? That there are some photographs of a golfer dressed in women's lingerie and ready for action."

via [Popbitch]

As long as it isn't my gorgeous, Coh-lohhhm-bian boy, Camilo Villegas. YAY! An excuse to post a pictures of Camilo (another one of my Imaginary Boyfriends).

Camilo "Spiderman" Villegas

and one more for good measure...

Cameeeeelo!!!

Oh. Yeah. I am HUGE golf fan. Heh.

Written by: Diva Julia

17Jul/105

Guess what? Lindsay Lohan looks HOT in German GQ, thanks to PHOTOS by Ellen von Unwerth

I'm coveting that swimsuit..for reals.

Don't even hate. Linds is one hot bitch.

Hot. The End.

As a professional photographer (in case I haven't tooted that loud horn of mine lately), I really appreciate the beauty and heat and sexiness of these photos by acclaimed badass former model turned-photographer Ellen von Unwerth. I've admired (understatement) her work for years. She's edgy--yeah, that word is completely over-used at this point, but she is the personification of EDGE. Sexy edge.

Hmmmm...this is turning into a post about Ellen von Unwerth instead. That's fine with me, actually. I don't feel like getting into Lindsay's legal crap right now. I just want to bring more attention to this utterly fantastic photographer.

All photos by Ellen von Unwerth:

Lady Gaga in 2009 in OUT Magazine

Britney Jean Spears looking effing GORGEOUS

Christina Aguilera times two...

Rihanna's "Rated R" album cover

Ellen's fashion editorial work is sexual and controversial...and who doesn't love that concept?

"Revenge - The Garden" by Ellen von Unwerth

Oh, how I would love to job-shadow Ellen; for about a year....

Written by: Diva Julia

16Jul/103

Video Game Celebrity Look-A-Likes: Hot Dudes Edition

Mark Walhberg as "Max Payne"

Now that we've witnessed the miracle that is hot female celebrities looking somewhat like rendered video game characters, it's time to drool over the same phenomenon - only this time with HOT GUYS!

Guys have done pretty well starring as game characters in the past: Mark Wahlberg was a dead-ringer for Max Payne, Timothy Olyphant definitely resembled Agent 47 in the Hitman movie, and Jamie Foxx is about to play Lynch in an upcoming Kane and Lynch movie even though Kane is white and it makes no sense even though I enjoy Jamie Foxx as an actor. Wait. Did I accidentally change the subject? Whatever.

Time for Video Game Celebrity Look-A-Likes: Hot Dudes Edition!

1. Paul Walker as Commander Shephard (Mass Effect)

Is it possible for one photo to have TOO much sexy?

I chose Paul Walker over Matthew Fox on this one, even though Matthew voices Commander Shephard and everyone says the resemblance is pretty spot-on. Nah. Paul's better.
2. Keanu Reeves as Alan Wake (Alan Wake)

Alan is like Neo with a flashlight! ...Sort of.is like Neo with a flashlight! ...Sort of.

The squinty eyes! The facial hair! The slightly open lips as if they're both about to say, "I've got a bad feeling about this." Alan is a realistic-looking game character and Keanu is a digital-looking actor! It balances out.

3. Nick Lachey as Nathan Drake (Uncharted: Drake's Fortune)

Hunks happen.

Nick has never appealed to me, but when comparing him to the gorgeous Nathan Drake suddenly makes him seem ridiculously sexy. It must be that wide-jaw, scruffy, Hollywood bed-head look.
4. Tom Cruise as Dante (Devil May Cry series)

Can you say piercing eyes?

Now THIS is how I like my Tom - the hair, the lips, the eyes. Dante could be the sexiest male game character to ever live; Tommy Boy should be honored to resemble him so closely. If only he had white hair...
5. Vin Diesal as Riddick (Escape from Butcher Bay)

Game technology at its badassiest.

This one is totally cheating because Vin Diesal OWNS the game company that made this game and the character was obviously made to look exactly like him. But goodness GRAY-SHUS look at the resemblance! I love me some Riddick.

BONUS LOOK-A-LIKE!

6. Hunter Stroud as L (Deathnote, game and TV series)

Now THOSE are some hot, hot emo guys!

DivaJulia's son, Hunter, is not only an AMAZING musician, but he is also an amazing cosplayer, apparently. I died and went to heaven when I saw this photo! Death Note MOVIE anyone? Sidebar: Hunter wasn't even trying to look like "L" from Death Note--this photo was taken on set, in between scenes of the indie horror film Cthuluhu.

What do you guys think of these dudes??

Written by: Lisa

13Jul/101

Angelina Jolie on “Nightline” with Cynthia McFadden

So, we here in the Seattle area, who were all set to watch (or DVR) Nightline last night to see Cynthia McFadden's interview with Angelina Jolie, only to find that NO ONE had sound on our ABC affiliate, KOMO4TV. Whether you had satellite or cable, SILENCE. Even through Jimmy Kimmel was MUTE Gyaaaah! So. Here is The Perfect One:

SUPERMOM!!!! Haters? To the left.

Written by: Diva Julia

11Jul/102

SPAIN WINS 2010 WORLD CUP 1-0 (PICTURES)

By Brittani ~ The Girl You Want

Spain Reigns in 2010 World Cup!

Well, it's over and it was so much fun. I don't know if soccer football will be any more popular than it already isn't (ha ha) in America but I, for one had World Cup Fever. Besides, all of this introduced me to some of the hottest athletes in the world. While we still worship (the other) football, basketball and baseball players here, the rest of the world already knew about these guys. For whatever reason, hockey players are the hot athletes to hook up with. Carrie Underwood got married this weekend to Mike Fisher. Hilary Duff is dating Mike Comrie. I mean, hockey is cool and what-not, but who wouldn't want to snuggle up to Cesc Fabregas or Carlos Bocanegra. C'mon ladies, step up your highly paid athelete game!

Andres Iniesta for the WIN!

So it all came down to Spain and the Netherlands with Spain being the favorite to win. The game went into overtime and yes, I watched all 106 or so minutes of it. After an hour it was like, "someone make a damn goal already!", but it was an exciting game to watch. I have to say, with players like Cesc, David Villa and Iker Casillas, they definately had the advantage of looks. I'm sure there are some cuties on the Netherlands team too, but their bright orange uniforms distracted me. Andres Iniesta made the winning goal and was so excited he took of his shirt.

The REAL World Cup DIVA -- PAUL, the Octopus

The best thing about all of this is an octopus named Paul, also know as the Oracle of Oberhausen, predicted everything! There was a little bit of drama when a spectator tried to touch the World Cup trophy before Spain and Netherlands took to the field. After accepting his second place medal and shaking some hands, the Dutch coach took ripped off his medal. Talk about being a bitter bitch.

One thing I won't miss about all of this is the sound of those vuvuzelas. That honking noise will haunt my nightmares for months to come. Among other annoyances, there was Landon Donovan's baby mama drama after the U.S. lost to Ghana, but we'll see what happens there, won't we?

Then there's Cristiano Ronaldo. Oh, C-Ron. Well, he's certainly having his own baby drama, isn't he? While he was out and about in New York looking....well...European, his sister Katia was back at his home in Portugal taking care of his son. We still don't know who the mother is, she is American.

Cristiano, pretending to talk on the phone?

C-Ron and his thighs in NYC

Let's hope the baby gets C-Ron's thighs.

Written by: Diva Julia

10Jul/106

Happy Birthday, Sofia Vergara!

I say, GOTDAAAYUM

Ho.Lee.LAWD. Gorgeous.

Apparently, Sofia looks good in swimwear?

So, I have a new girl crush, y'all! Actually, I've kept the excitement to myself for the past year and a half, but I feel it's time to share it with the world. What better time than on Sofia Vergara's birthday to announce the big news of my imaginary girlfriend?? The Modern Family actress turns 38 today!

Sofia was nominated a few days ago for an Emmy for Best Supporting Actress for her hilarious work on Modern Family.

via TheDishRag:

"I still have time, I have one month." she says, admitting that dress hunting isn't really that much fun because "I have a difficult body shape so it's hard to find a dress that fits perfectly."

(Giggle.)

It's Sofia's huge smile and that wonderful Cohlll-ohhhm-bian accent that had me hooked. Oh and her laugh. Y'all know she's actually a natural blonde, yes?

Sofia..in her blonde days

I prefer Sofia as a brunette, don't you? I guess I need to go pick out a Promise Ring to myself today. Yeah, Sofia and I are that serious.

Oh hush up! Quit laughing. I can hear you, you know.

Written by: Diva Julia

9Jul/103

President Obama gushes over daughter Malia, who is 5’9″ at age 12!

The Obamas returning from Camp David earlier this month. Getty Images

I'm in love with the Obama girls. I appreciate each and every photo we do get to see of them, because I certainly understand how protective their parents are of their privacy. That's why this little snippet of a video of President Obama talking about his "baby girl", Malia made me smile...

via ABC.com

“I don't have teenagers yet Malia just turned 12,” Obama told the crowd, “She's my baby. Even though she's 5'9" now she's still my baby. And she just got braces which is good because you know she looks like a kid. She was getting you know she was starting to look too old.”

The president brought up his oldest daughter, who just turned 12 on the 4th of July, during a campaign speech for Robin Carnahan in Kansas City. The president stopped himself and then added, “But, I digress,” and got back to his speech.

Malia is 5'9" and she just turned 12? Wow. AND she's just gorgeous already. No awkward stages for these girls, apparently.

Written by: Diva Julia

4Jul/100

Happy 100th Birthday, Gloria Stuart! Wow.

Wow. Look at Gloria, back in the day!

: Seriously HOT.

Gloria Stuart, best known to us "young'uns" as Rose in the now-classic Titanic turned 100 years old today. Ho. Lee. Crap. Can you guys even imagine turning 100 years of age? Good LAWD.

Gloria was most certainly drop dead gorgeous in her day...long before anyone used the word "HOT"...so she deserves it now.

via aceshowbiz.com:

"Titanic" star Gloria Stuart will celebrate her 100th birthday in style with a film tribute at the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences' Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills. The Oscar-nominated actress, who turns 100 on Sunday, July 4, will chat to film expert and friend Leonard Matlin as part of the evening, which will also feature film clips and memories from her long life."

Awwwww....this part was so awesome.

Photo: www.BFTR.com

Makes me wanna watch Titanic again.

Written by: Diva Julia

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DivaJulia is a nutty, sarcastic, yet overly-sensitive former model-turned-photographer and writer. She's also the Managing Editor of Dipped in Cream.

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Journalist, broadcaster, & twitterati Catherine Kustanczy is just a posh gypsy with a taste for Prosecco, Sinatra, & colorful fire hydrants. Play Anon & on, darlings.

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Lisa Foiles is a video game journalist & former star of Nickelodeon's "All That." She currently produces her own web series Everyday Achievements & enjoys Guinness.

Brittani is a 20-something North Carolina native and aspiring writer traveling through life with a martini in one hand and a remote control in the other.